jigokufever | June 2022 Test Drive

1. CLEAN UP

The curse has broken, finally banishing the oppressive air around the city and the many sightless eyes of the accursed haniwa. Life will have to return to normal now but first there is lingering clean-up that must be attended to:

SHUTEN CLAN

The Shuten Clan is out in force to rebuild damaged storefronts. Eager oni appear in their festival happi, singing oni working tunes. You can pick up the words easily enough, join in and help out. The mood starts bright, but after a number of unlucky accidents there is less singing and more grumbling. The cursed energy left behind has made all of you much more prone to workplace accidents but the storefronts need to be scrubbed, broken glass needs sweeping, new furniture needs construction. There are any number of thumbs smashed by hammers, hands cut on saws, heads hit with falling debris or that board of wood you didn’t see someone carrying towards you. It’s a cursed day to be out on the job.

Rewards will come in the form of free drinks for a week from specific bars and a generous amount of chips for the casinos. If you aren’t of age to drink or gamble? Well… they’ll look the other way this time. Have fun.

It should be noted that the uniform -- a happi, a hachimaki, and fundoshi -- is required. The Shuten Clan is very traditional, after all.

TAMAMO CLAN

The bathhouses in Tamamo clan territory remain full of bloodied water. They need to be drained and scrubbed to make them new again. However, reaching the drains is a tricky business. You can’t simply reach in to pull out the plug, you will have to wade into the water to twist it free. Easy enough, right?

Unfortunately, residual curse energy has made this a very dangerous task. Phantasmal hands will reach out and try to drag you under as you get too close to the drain. The phantasms can be distracted, so you’ll need some teamwork to succeed. Your reward is a significant amount of free bath coupons. Some of the advertised baths even have “special” properties. Take the chance to relax, you probably need it.

Those that are rejuvenated in the newly purified baths will find themselves with seemingly limitless vigor. That vigor may sometimes manifest in the form of desperately needing to fuck the first thing willing to do so. Which might turn out somewhat embarrassing...

SUTOKU CLAN

The residual cursed energy in the Sutoku Alliance territory has congregated in their many arcades. The prizes in the UFO catcher machines seem off and they keep shifting around. If you happen to win a prize, the prize slot snaps shut on your hand with amazing force: the machine out for blood. To clear the curse, the prizes need to be removed from the machines and purified with the help of a local shrine maiden. Unfortunately, the key ring to open the machines has been stolen by some of the unruly prizes. You will need to use your UFO catcher skills to fish it back out.

Try not to lose any fingers.

Other machines are shooting tokens out of their coin slots at astonishingly painful speeds. A strange phenomenon, as even the machines that take swipe cards are doing it. Where are those tokens even coming from? You will have to get the machines open and give them a deep cleaning to get all the residual blood off the coins and mechanisms. You need the same keys that are stuck inside the UFO catcher…. Better hope you can fish out the one you need.

For your troubles, you will be given unlimited free plays for a month. Perfect for winning a totally-not-cursed prize for your sweetie.

ENMA DEPARTMENT

It’s the Department of the Enma’s turn to go begging for good will. They are considered to be mostly responsible for the way the cursed haniwa were handled in the first place. Enma souls should get out on the streets and see what the people need: Food, clean water, housing repairs and maintenance, as well as exorcisms. They’re all high on people’s priority lists and most people want it done pronto. Try not to get snappy with the angry people, the department’s reputation is on the line.

The Enma is slated to give a press conference at some point. It's up to the rest of the Department to assure that there will be reception to his words. They are likely to be of grave importance to the rest of the city.

A hard day’s work is its own reward, but you’ll also get a day pass to a theme park on the edge of the city – in the name of community outreach, of course.

2. GHOST SHARKS

The very streets themselves are treacherous with residual curses. The isonades may have been intimidated out of town for the moment but the anger of their ancestors lingers in the bloody puddles that still glisten in the streets. Come too close to these puddles and spectral sharks will lunge from beneath the surface: Blood for blood! Lives for lives!

While spectral in nature, the teeth on these sharks can still do real harm to anyone they lash out at. They don’t seem to take damage in kind, but will pop and disperse for a moment when struck. The ghostly sharks are being populated by a magic totem that has been partially buried in the dirt of a local park. Destroy it and the sharks will disappear.

Unfortunately, a pack of snotty local children have taken a shine to this magic totem. They are not keen to let you take it from them, nor break it. It’s theirs. It’s special. If you’re feeling brutish or cruel, you can fight the children or deceive them, but your boss would probably suggest you try to bargain with them for appearance’s sake. They’re entirely unreasonable though, as children can be, and it will be quite a chore to get them to agree to your terms.

3. CURSED CORNERS

There are certain corners and alleyways which are simply predisposed to gather cursed energy. These areas are still haunted enough to affect the reality around you. You may experience hallucinations or visions of lost loved ones, past regrets, personal failings. These visions are played out in the area for all to see. You will remain frozen in place until your moment is done, or someone brave comes to pull you out.

Now that the worst of it is over, some of the more morbid and voyeuristic members of the public may be lurking around these haunted areas, waiting to see what horrors will be unveiled. They have out their phones and their cameras to record the show.

The cruelest of the spectators provide commentary to their social media followings as they observe. Anything for that monetization!

The biggest of the streams is a kerakera onna who goes by her channel name: Lipsticki. She leans in over the rooftops to cackle loudly at people’s misfortunes and give petty, scathing commentary about their misdeeds and failings.

4. THE ENMA SPEAKS (PLOT RELEVANT)

Outside the hospital where the Enma was being treated, there is a huge press gathering. The judge arbiter has been deemed fit enough to release. Hungry for word, journalists from every publication swarm the area. Most press-outlets in the city are controlled by the Sutoku Alliance, who have a vested interested in interrogating the Enma.

A number of other onlookers have tacked on as well, including Lost Souls both old and new. Lost Souls may even find themselves ordered to attend the statement by their faction.

It is assumed that the Enma must have something of grave importance to say, after all.

The Enma approaches the podium. He is dressed in his usual suit, his crown, and his stern expression; it puts a hush over the crowd through its tremendous pressure alone. No questions have been asked, yet, but a statement has been prepared. He clears his throat:

"The cause of the curse, the enemy of Jigokucho, is... Haniyasu. The Department's focus will be shifting to determining our next action in regards to this entity. That is all."

Just like, the Enma's secretary and a retinue of armored shinigami move to flank the Enma and guide them to a waiting limo down the steps. The press yells their questions over one another, but are pushed back. The Enma doesn't even seem to perceive them, simply focusing on getting into the car.

Unfortunately, if you're a representative for one of the factions -- especially the Department of the Enma -- that makes you fair game to hound for questioning too. Do you stand your ground or try to run away?

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[He barely hears Tama's reassurances. Not at first, at least. Yet however firmly Mikotoba's feet are still rooted to the spot by the two crying little girls, a rainbow fish suddenly weaving through the air is perplexing enough to draw his attention. He looks up.]

Boy, how are you...

[Just as soon as he takes a step forward, though, he takes another glance over his shoulder. His face falls, for everything like something in him has shattered. The crying has stopped-- but the little girls are laughing, holding their arms out to reach the strange illusory sea creatures that drift past them. The false Susato even loosens the cloths around the infant in her arms to give her more room-- a fold falls away to reveal a head of soft, pale-pink hair.

Somehow, this hurts even more.

Mikotoba shakes his head, like he's trying to clear it that way, and meets Tama's eyes.]

I'll do my best. [He scoffs humorlessly:] An old man stuck in the past. I'm... truly ashamed you're here to see it, lad.

[ The fish are more accurate to kimono motifs than real depictions of fish- his perspective for art had always come from his grandmother's collection of kimono, and it was painfully apparent in his hallucinations. The colors might have been his own choices though, because surely magenta koi with bright blue bubbled-eyes didn't get printed on fabric, in his era let alone any other. His delusions were deeply personal, in that way, and he hated others seeing them...but it felt fair, when the older man's own hallucinations were brightening from the effect. ]

...I think we're all stuck in the past in some way. It doesn't have to be a bad thing. [ He can't know if the girls of this man's memory truly are happy, but he can hope they are. Sometimes, that's the most important thing. (Hazy, indistinct and hidden among the increased colors of the illusion, made more from the iridescence of a bubble's surface than the more physical stuff of the young girls- there's the figure of a woman crouched down next to them. Tama doesn't seem to realize she's there.) He turns to the side, gesturing towards the girls. ] Sometimes it's because we still have hope trapped back then. It's always worthwhile to hold on to that sort of dream, because it means that can still be our present.

[Now that he's paying attention to him, it seems that Tama's wise beyond his years. His words bring Ryuunosuke to mind-- another young man walking, steadfast, towards the future with hope held firmly in his hands.

There's a beat of silence, but not an uncomfortable one: it seems like they're all fixed upon the koi. It swims around, iridescent, graceful as a real fish would've been in the water. Out of the corner of his eye Mikotoba catches the woman who's joined his girls, but doesn't say anything. If Tama sees her, he'll see her. If her presence is painful, his silence might spare him a moment of it.]

I can only pray for such a hopeful future. It is... the best that I can offer the two of them, now.

[Mikotoba isn't Iris' father. No matter how close he'd gotten to bringing her home; no matter what Sholmes may claim; it's nothing he should've earned after a mere month of caring for the girl. But he has a promise to keep. And above all else, she's Sholmes' daughter. His life is entwined with hers, as it is with Sholmes. She-- the both of them-- are family.]

If I cannot cast aside the past, perhaps one day my daughter will. She shouldn't be forced to carry that burden.

[Susato, smiling, holds Iris out to the iridescent woman beside her.]

Edited 2022-06-29 10:03 (UTC)

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