Nero, age (mumbles unintelligibly), considers the fact he carries around a set of cutlery everywhere he goes and how much nobody else does that. He's prepared for not touching things, but this isn't exactly a typical problem people run into. Not at the UFO catcher game, at least.

"Start carryin' around some tongs." It's hard to tell if he's joking or not. It can't snap shut on any hands if no hands were ever in the metal.