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[ in the background, the children laugh. and why wouldn’t they?

“that sucks!”, “why don’t we challenge you to heck off!”, “go away, beehive man!”

this is… just a little short of absolutely pathetic. jack rolls their eyes, before making their way to jon—close enough that they can whisper in a hushed tone. ]

We’re you born as a grown man paying taxes? With your charisma you wouldn’t win anyone over unless you mind controlled them.