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𝔑𝔞𝔡𝔧𝔞 𝔬𝔣 𝔄𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔭𝔞𝔵𝔬𝔰 ([personal profile] ofantipaxos) wrote in [community profile] jigokufever 2022-08-26 09:11 am (UTC)

Nadja of Antipaxos | What We Do In The Shadows

🦇 TAMAMO TERRITORY - STRIKE A POSE 🦇

[ Apparently this particular "contestant" didn't entirely get what was going on here before agreeing to this. Nadja was merely drawn in by the prospect of wearing some very giant and extra footwear while being waited on - yeah, she definitely misunderstood that part and who is supposed to be bringing drinks to who. Not that she wants to actually drink any of it, her tastes are more bloody in nature... But it's the principle of the thing!

Now that she's actually being asked to deliver a drink order she looks completely disgusted. ]


I am bringing them drinks?! What kind of arrangement is this big swinging donkey bollocks?!

I am the one having to parade around in the big bloody giant shoes while they sit on their fat arses! Not happening, no thank you, Doctor Dodo Dick!

[ Oh. Okay. So there's money involved? ]

...

Wait. There is a cash prize for this?



🦇 SUTOKU TERRITORY - JIGOKUCHO'S GOT TALENT... Or not 🦇 [cw: for a terrible song with nsfw content, also sort of spoilers for the latest season of wwdits ]

[ Good grief, you people really must be desperate. Naturally Nadja can't resist an open opportunity to sing again in front of an audience - however badly it's gone in the past. And even if she's missing her partner. ]

Greetings, demons and human pig shits. [ Listen, she's in a place where she doesn't exactly have to feign politeness towards humans anymore and she's going to embrace that. ] Tonight I will be singing for you, you lucky little cherubs.

This is a lovely little original composition by my husband, Laszlo, and I - but mostly me, I will have to sing his parts. It was composed for my very big shithead roommate, Nandor the Relentless and his bride, Marwa.

[ The singing and the actual song that follow are... Well, unique. Uniquely horrific. ]

There's going to be a wedding~
A wedding in the dark~
There's going to be a marriage
And everyone will ask!

Who will cum first on the wedding night?~
I think Nandor might on the wedding night
Who will cum first on the wedding night?
If his cock feels right and her pussy is tight!


🦇 DEPARTMENT OF THE ENMA - STICKY PAWS II 🦇

[ Helping out with catching some annoying cat creatures? Not exactly Nadja's jam ordinarily. Who gives a shit? But if there's a slim chance of a monetary reward from Enma or that she might just end up with other people's cash if she gets hold of one of the furry little bastards... Well, she's willing to reconsider participating.

She's honed in on one particularly shifty looking feline. Yeah, he looks like a right shithead in her view and that's the one she can be found chasing down the street right by you.

God this would be so much easier with her full powers.

Hello, you are now being accosted. ]


You there! Grab my pussy before it gets away!



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