shittylittle: (i will belittle my colleagues #broke)
aster ([personal profile] shittylittle) wrote in [community profile] jigokufever 2022-08-27 09:24 am (UTC)

Well yes, that's what cannons are for. Putting holes in things. If it's a handcannon, it's for putting holes in things smaller than a ship, right? I guessed the purpose, but I don't know how to wield one safely.

[Looks like he really lucked out on asking this rando, cute though he might be. Tragedy...

Especially with that last bit. RUDE, TWINK ON TWINK VIOLENCE...
] And what do you mean, 'am I really the fighting type'? I didn't say anything like that about you. Just because I don't have my full powers here, that doesn't mean that I can't still cause damage with the right gear! I just have to improvise, instead of using my claws and fangs!

...But a big handcannon might help me more. The one you picked...It's got two-- holes! So that's two projectiles at once, right?

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