I am. And believe me, some of the colleagues I've known are more frightening than any monster.

[Fortunately the absolute worst of them was already dealt with years ago, before he took up the mantle. Otherwise he'd likely have flattened the bastard's face and gotten fired by now.

He takes the joke in stride, at least. Even sounds quite sincere as he speaks well of his "rival" position.] Defense is a noble career. Overly maligned and underappreciated.

Though I'm sure plenty would say all lawyers deserve a stint in weird Japan-Hell.