Sorry, I didn't mean to be rude! And anyway, you do have competitive spirit, so whatever I just said doesn't mean anything, does it?

[His smile tips a bit sharper then, and he leans in a little closer to resume drawing that ruler. Very precise, every quarter-inch measured out with the very tips of his claws and marked with a quick pen stroke for marking in properly later.]

I like a man who jumps in head-first, you know? It's really impressive that you were willing to play ball even without knowing exactly what you were getting into...And even now that you know, you're still ready to play! That's super cool of you, Mister ♡ Do you mind if I help the judges measure you out? Because I'd love to see you with a mouthful of dick, I think.

[It'll either be hilarious or genuinely enjoyable, and Aster's here for either one by this stage.]