[ Chris has met someone who didn't even know how to buy things - waltzing into a life of cutthroat competition, where everyone else already knew how important it was to cling to whatever scraps you could get your hands on.

It's easy to fall into hyperbole. ]

I've done physical competition... stuff. Egg carrying races, things like that? Festival games. But for money.

What I am is a good shot, if you wanna put an apple on your head and let me try to knock it off with something.

[ Chris has never used a slingshot but that might be funny, or a concussion waiting to happy. ]

What about you? I'm not the worst singer but I don't imagine we know any of the same songs.