Maybe. I'm fine with administrative work and the like so I could teach that. Or if anyone wants to maintain their other academic skills, I can fill in for the role there as well.

But it's either that or I open up a book club and I have a feeling I'd be the only member.

[She grimly takes another sip of coffee.]

Ah, well. On the bright side, I won't have to mark papers for a long while. That's a load off my back.

[there she said it]