Ehhh? Does it bother you when I say- [ please imagine a camera close-up on those perfect lips. ] -penis?

[ hard p, sibilant s. it is an absolutely god-awful sound. ]

Huh? No way. I don't need to see- [ camera cut. ] -penises- [ aaand back to normal. ] -that badly, y'know? And besides, only one of them's my friend, and when he's not pretending to be some honor student he's plenty cool for me.