Mmhm ♡ Maybe doing some jaw stretches or something would help, so that you don't sprain or break anything? Just to be safe!
[One more inch neatly ruled out...There! He caps the marker with a flourish and twirls away a few steps, eyes bright with excitement and challenge. ....Never mind that he nearly flutters his way right into the politely-waiting guest's dick or anything. Stupid fucker.
...Not stupid, actually. Genius. He's got an idea.]
Hey, hey~ I hear arousal's pretty good for getting one all limber and whatnot, increased blood flow, all that good stuff...Maybe you should try getting all worked up before-hand, and then go for the ultimate challenge~?
[Is he now leaning against the poor fucker just jonesing to get his dick sucked by a wizard? Yeah. Is he carefully wrapping one knife-tipped hand around said magically-embiggened dick, still beaming away at Cain? Yeah. The Worst Kind Of Bitch.] I mean...You're clearly already in for some silver, in for some gold. Wouldn't getting super excited about having this cock just driving down your throat all hot and heavy and hard make things a lot more fun?
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[One more inch neatly ruled out...There! He caps the marker with a flourish and twirls away a few steps, eyes bright with excitement and challenge. ....Never mind that he nearly flutters his way right into the politely-waiting guest's dick or anything. Stupid fucker.
...Not stupid, actually. Genius. He's got an idea.]
Hey, hey~ I hear arousal's pretty good for getting one all limber and whatnot, increased blood flow, all that good stuff...Maybe you should try getting all worked up before-hand, and then go for the ultimate challenge~?
[Is he now leaning against the poor fucker just jonesing to get his dick sucked by a wizard? Yeah. Is he carefully wrapping one knife-tipped hand around said magically-embiggened dick, still beaming away at Cain? Yeah. The Worst Kind Of Bitch.] I mean...You're clearly already in for some silver, in for some gold. Wouldn't getting super excited about having this cock just driving down your throat all hot and heavy and hard make things a lot more fun?