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June 2022 Test Drive


MAIN NAVIGATION
1. CLEAN UP
The curse has broken, finally banishing the oppressive air around the city and the many sightless eyes of the accursed haniwa. Life will have to return to normal now but first there is lingering clean-up that must be attended to:SHUTEN CLAN
The Shuten Clan is out in force to rebuild damaged storefronts. Eager oni appear in their festival happi, singing oni working tunes. You can pick up the words easily enough, join in and help out. The mood starts bright, but after a number of unlucky accidents there is less singing and more grumbling. The cursed energy left behind has made all of you much more prone to workplace accidents but the storefronts need to be scrubbed, broken glass needs sweeping, new furniture needs construction. There are any number of thumbs smashed by hammers, hands cut on saws, heads hit with falling debris or that board of wood you didn’t see someone carrying towards you. It’s a cursed day to be out on the job.
Rewards will come in the form of free drinks for a week from specific bars and a generous amount of chips for the casinos. If you aren’t of age to drink or gamble? Well… they’ll look the other way this time. Have fun.
It should be noted that the uniform -- a happi, a hachimaki, and fundoshi -- is required. The Shuten Clan is very traditional, after all.TAMAMO CLAN
The bathhouses in Tamamo clan territory remain full of bloodied water. They need to be drained and scrubbed to make them new again. However, reaching the drains is a tricky business. You can’t simply reach in to pull out the plug, you will have to wade into the water to twist it free. Easy enough, right?
Unfortunately, residual curse energy has made this a very dangerous task. Phantasmal hands will reach out and try to drag you under as you get too close to the drain. The phantasms can be distracted, so you’ll need some teamwork to succeed. Your reward is a significant amount of free bath coupons. Some of the advertised baths even have “special” properties. Take the chance to relax, you probably need it.
Those that are rejuvenated in the newly purified baths will find themselves with seemingly limitless vigor. That vigor may sometimes manifest in the form of desperately needing to fuck the first thing willing to do so. Which might turn out somewhat embarrassing...SUTOKU CLAN
The residual cursed energy in the Sutoku Alliance territory has congregated in their many arcades. The prizes in the UFO catcher machines seem off and they keep shifting around. If you happen to win a prize, the prize slot snaps shut on your hand with amazing force: the machine out for blood. To clear the curse, the prizes need to be removed from the machines and purified with the help of a local shrine maiden. Unfortunately, the key ring to open the machines has been stolen by some of the unruly prizes. You will need to use your UFO catcher skills to fish it back out.
Try not to lose any fingers.
Other machines are shooting tokens out of their coin slots at astonishingly painful speeds. A strange phenomenon, as even the machines that take swipe cards are doing it. Where are those tokens even coming from? You will have to get the machines open and give them a deep cleaning to get all the residual blood off the coins and mechanisms. You need the same keys that are stuck inside the UFO catcher…. Better hope you can fish out the one you need.
For your troubles, you will be given unlimited free plays for a month. Perfect for winning a totally-not-cursed prize for your sweetie.ENMA DEPARTMENT
It’s the Department of the Enma’s turn to go begging for good will. They are considered to be mostly responsible for the way the cursed haniwa were handled in the first place. Enma souls should get out on the streets and see what the people need: Food, clean water, housing repairs and maintenance, as well as exorcisms. They’re all high on people’s priority lists and most people want it done pronto. Try not to get snappy with the angry people, the department’s reputation is on the line.
The Enma is slated to give a press conference at some point. It's up to the rest of the Department to assure that there will be reception to his words. They are likely to be of grave importance to the rest of the city.
A hard day’s work is its own reward, but you’ll also get a day pass to a theme park on the edge of the city – in the name of community outreach, of course.
2. GHOST SHARKS
The very streets themselves are treacherous with residual curses. The isonades may have been intimidated out of town for the moment but the anger of their ancestors lingers in the bloody puddles that still glisten in the streets. Come too close to these puddles and spectral sharks will lunge from beneath the surface: Blood for blood! Lives for lives!
While spectral in nature, the teeth on these sharks can still do real harm to anyone they lash out at. They don’t seem to take damage in kind, but will pop and disperse for a moment when struck. The ghostly sharks are being populated by a magic totem that has been partially buried in the dirt of a local park. Destroy it and the sharks will disappear.
Unfortunately, a pack of snotty local children have taken a shine to this magic totem. They are not keen to let you take it from them, nor break it. It’s theirs. It’s special. If you’re feeling brutish or cruel, you can fight the children or deceive them, but your boss would probably suggest you try to bargain with them for appearance’s sake. They’re entirely unreasonable though, as children can be, and it will be quite a chore to get them to agree to your terms.
3. CURSED CORNERS
There are certain corners and alleyways which are simply predisposed to gather cursed energy. These areas are still haunted enough to affect the reality around you. You may experience hallucinations or visions of lost loved ones, past regrets, personal failings. These visions are played out in the area for all to see. You will remain frozen in place until your moment is done, or someone brave comes to pull you out.
Now that the worst of it is over, some of the more morbid and voyeuristic members of the public may be lurking around these haunted areas, waiting to see what horrors will be unveiled. They have out their phones and their cameras to record the show.
The cruelest of the spectators provide commentary to their social media followings as they observe. Anything for that monetization!
The biggest of the streams is a kerakera onna who goes by her channel name: Lipsticki. She leans in over the rooftops to cackle loudly at people’s misfortunes and give petty, scathing commentary about their misdeeds and failings.
4. THE ENMA SPEAKS (PLOT RELEVANT)
Outside the hospital where the Enma was being treated, there is a huge press gathering. The judge arbiter has been deemed fit enough to release. Hungry for word, journalists from every publication swarm the area. Most press-outlets in the city are controlled by the Sutoku Alliance, who have a vested interested in interrogating the Enma.
A number of other onlookers have tacked on as well, including Lost Souls both old and new. Lost Souls may even find themselves ordered to attend the statement by their faction.
It is assumed that the Enma must have something of grave importance to say, after all.
The Enma approaches the podium. He is dressed in his usual suit, his crown, and his stern expression; it puts a hush over the crowd through its tremendous pressure alone. No questions have been asked, yet, but a statement has been prepared. He clears his throat:
"The cause of the curse, the enemy of Jigokucho, is... Haniyasu. The Department's focus will be shifting to determining our next action in regards to this entity. That is all."
Just like, the Enma's secretary and a retinue of armored shinigami move to flank the Enma and guide them to a waiting limo down the steps. The press yells their questions over one another, but are pushed back. The Enma doesn't even seem to perceive them, simply focusing on getting into the car.
Unfortunately, if you're a representative for one of the factions -- especially the Department of the Enma -- that makes you fair game to hound for questioning too. Do you stand your ground or try to run away?
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- NEWBIE TOP LEVELS
bayonetta 🌙 ... bayonetta
whaddya buyin'?! ➤ SHOPPING
flock off, featherface! ➤ CURSED CORNERS
let's rock, baby! ➤ WILDCARD
shopping!
I don't need these. The ones I have on are just fine.
[ There's nothing wrong with them. So why would she take new ones?
At the sight of this very tall British (? whatever that means) lady, however, she looks utterly perplexed. ]
A dress can't fix anything. It's just clothes.
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Don't be shy. How's a girl to find something that fits her with such gauche looking garments at the ready. Come now, I'm sure that you've heard of "dressing for the occasion", hm?
[ She discards the yukata easily, looking down at the little man trying to oversell an ugly piece of clothing. ]
If you have, then you know the importance of one's appearance, and for that reason, I'm sure you can understand the great disservice happening to you when someone offers up such a... hm, quaint little option.
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The little man acquiesces under Bayonetta’s pointed stare, scurrying away presumably to find something else to toss at them. ]
Was it really that awful?
[ A beat, and then she adds: ]
Is dressing for the occasion what you were doing, just now? With all the different… outfits.
[ Yes, that’s what they’re called, aren’t they. Outfits. ]
cursed sharks
[Felicia nearly jumped out of her fur at the whizzing signpost that skimmed her tail by a few inches, but she's thankful for the good samaritan's help; those fish don't look very tasty. Although judging by the JAWS theme playing in her head as she watches them minnow back towards Bayonetta, maybe she should return the favor.]
--Hey!! Where're you all going? Don't you want an autograph? [Leaping back after the ghostly sharks as they prepare to take a leaping bite up at the woman, Felicia swipes them back down to the streets with a furious swipe of her claws, although all it manages to do is dispel the spirit from the air. It reforms in a puddle nearby, now looking displeased with them both.]
...Oops.
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Theatrically, Bayonetta shrugs. At some point, she's begun walking along the railing. ]
Sweet as you are, pussycat, I don't think you've been briefed on the situation, have you? [ Hands on her hips now, she balances along the metal railing, heels clicking with a dangerous amount of force. ]
I appreciate a good sense of fashion when I see it. Think you can keep up?
[ In other words: Follow her lead! Without another word, she jumps from the railing to the street, and bolts. Their shark friends are following, in hot pursuit of her. She runs with purpose, however, clearly aware of what she's got to do to handle the situation. Information isn't so hard to come by on the streets, but Bayonetta exudes confidence event she doesn't mean to. ]
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Though honestly, that's not my favorite part. [She turns back to the bubbling puddles with a low hiss, crouching down with her claws at the ready. It seemed that a fight was inevitable, here, as much as she didn't want to get involved. To be fair- they attacked her first.]
[She's totally not expecting Bayonetta to bolt off like that! Was she trying to lead them away? Something about that doesn't sit right with Felicia, someone else putting themselves in danger for her sake. It sets her off on a chase after the sharks and her mysterious savior, leaping off buildings and the heads of passerby in order to keep up.]
Sorry!! Sorry! Coming through! [At least she had excellent senses; she keeps on their trail in hot pursuit, until she finds that they've headed down what looks like a dead-end alleyway. Great... Now this looked dangerous. But also, a much more level playing field, right?]
Aww, you went and found me a perfect stage! [Felicia calls out as she sees the flash of Bayonetta at the rooftops, all clad in shiny black.] What do you say we get this show on the road?
shopping
COMPOSURE - A sexy cop uniform? Kind of like someone would working for a fetish club.
SUGGESTION - *Very* sexy.
ESPRIT DE CORPS - Those clothes are *not* sanctioned as proper uniform for any police force.
AUTHORITY - Confront her on this affront to your profession at once!
But he's not going to confront her. He's just kind of gawking at her from a distance, growing more and more noticeable for how long he stares. His brain has turned off and there are no words. ]
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With a tilt of her hand and a hand raised in delicate consideration, she starts to saunter over to the man, heels clicking with each step. Click, click, click, ever closer...
The distance is closed. ]
My. [ Her fingers flex, bare. Painted nails catch the light. ]
And here I thought all you naughty boys were being punished down in Hell. I see those demons are slacking. Shall I give you a lashing or three?
[ Yeah, she likes to play with her food. ]
1/2
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Oh yes.
SUGGESTION: 5
EVEN: 42%
-1 If looks could kill ]
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SUGGESTION - You should not have clicked that roll and trusted me. I've failed you.
1. Step on me, ma'am.
2. Please murder me. In like a sexy way.
3. (Start barking)
4. I don't want to do this anymore. Don't make me do this.
SUGGESTION - I'm truly sorry, brother. You know better than to interact with attractive women who could kill you. You *know* this is your weak point. Pick your poison. ]
Please murder me. In like a sexy way.
[ Sure, why not, there worse ways to die. ]
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The nerve to stare and ask! Something about you is big. I don't think it's your brain.
[ She knees him in the gut. Harry's lucky streak will continue if he decides to let it happen: a tall chair with plush seating and strong arms is there to catch him, and Bayonetta's aim has always been true. ]
Bad boys bark for forgiveness, my little pup.
[ He's got that wolfish handsome flair to him. Retro and gaudy. A real eye sore. She's almost fascinated. ]
im actually taking morale damage writing this
SAVOIR FAIRE - Yeah you *could* have, but you didn't. This is some real embarrassing shit mate.
VOLITION - Do *not* bark for her. You have more dignity than this.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - No you fucking don't. Bark! ]
[ He goes down and gets caught by the chair, face pushed into the seating and his knees bruising against the floor. If there aren't people starring, they are only attempting to be polite about the situation at hand. No one is sensitive about sex in Hell, but outside of a sex club? Have some decency.
Trouble is, Harry doesn't respond to her. At the moment, there are two parts of him wrestling for the control. His pride and his degeneracy are at war and neither wants to let up. So for now he is stunned into a stupor. ]
shopping. ugh bayo, my love.
Which is how she comes to be craning her neck to take in all eight+ feet of the woman modelling a skirt suit combo, and thoroughly distracted from picking through a rack of jeans. )
... Can you move in that?
( Sure, that skirt has a slit, but it looks like a pain to really move in. Kate's never understood wanting to wear skirts, they seem way too restrictive. )
cursed corners hi eggie i had to
'A-a-a serial killer...' sputters the yokai.
'Not quite,' interjects a young blonde woman, unharmed and clad in a flowing white sundress, 'but not a bad guess, buddy.'
Travis swallows the lump in his throat and manages, somehow, to walk. Lipsticki's shrill laughter tugs him out of mulling over Jeane still being here, and he's about to advance upon her when... something... flies into her face first. Is that a doorknob.]
What the fuck?
[And a second later he sees Bayonetta: tall, and hot, and tall. He's only human: he gawks at her for a moment. Until Lipsticki, grumbling angrily, attempts to drive her clenched fist down onto the woman.
'Better'n the parade balloon, brother,' says Henry-- freshly 30 and still Irish, he supposes, joining Jeane in staring up at Lipsticki. 'You know how this boss fight works, right?']
Geez. It's my thread, quit telling me me what to do. Hey!
[The weapon at his side sparks to life, crackling electric-blue, and he charges. Lipsticki screams out in pain: there's a beam katana driven into the back of her hand and Some Guy yanking it out, glowering over (up?) at Bayonetta.]
Watch your back, lady!