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June 2022 Test Drive





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1. CLEAN UP

The curse has broken, finally banishing the oppressive air around the city and the many sightless eyes of the accursed haniwa. Life will have to return to normal now but first there is lingering clean-up that must be attended to:

SHUTEN CLAN


The Shuten Clan is out in force to rebuild damaged storefronts. Eager oni appear in their festival happi, singing oni working tunes. You can pick up the words easily enough, join in and help out. The mood starts bright, but after a number of unlucky accidents there is less singing and more grumbling. The cursed energy left behind has made all of you much more prone to workplace accidents but the storefronts need to be scrubbed, broken glass needs sweeping, new furniture needs construction. There are any number of thumbs smashed by hammers, hands cut on saws, heads hit with falling debris or that board of wood you didn’t see someone carrying towards you. It’s a cursed day to be out on the job.

Rewards will come in the form of free drinks for a week from specific bars and a generous amount of chips for the casinos. If you aren’t of age to drink or gamble? Well… they’ll look the other way this time. Have fun.

It should be noted that the uniform -- a happi, a hachimaki, and fundoshi -- is required. The Shuten Clan is very traditional, after all.


TAMAMO CLAN


The bathhouses in Tamamo clan territory remain full of bloodied water. They need to be drained and scrubbed to make them new again. However, reaching the drains is a tricky business. You can’t simply reach in to pull out the plug, you will have to wade into the water to twist it free. Easy enough, right?

Unfortunately, residual curse energy has made this a very dangerous task. Phantasmal hands will reach out and try to drag you under as you get too close to the drain. The phantasms can be distracted, so you’ll need some teamwork to succeed. Your reward is a significant amount of free bath coupons. Some of the advertised baths even have “special” properties. Take the chance to relax, you probably need it.

Those that are rejuvenated in the newly purified baths will find themselves with seemingly limitless vigor. That vigor may sometimes manifest in the form of desperately needing to fuck the first thing willing to do so. Which might turn out somewhat embarrassing...

SUTOKU CLAN


The residual cursed energy in the Sutoku Alliance territory has congregated in their many arcades. The prizes in the UFO catcher machines seem off and they keep shifting around. If you happen to win a prize, the prize slot snaps shut on your hand with amazing force: the machine out for blood. To clear the curse, the prizes need to be removed from the machines and purified with the help of a local shrine maiden. Unfortunately, the key ring to open the machines has been stolen by some of the unruly prizes. You will need to use your UFO catcher skills to fish it back out.

Try not to lose any fingers.

Other machines are shooting tokens out of their coin slots at astonishingly painful speeds. A strange phenomenon, as even the machines that take swipe cards are doing it. Where are those tokens even coming from? You will have to get the machines open and give them a deep cleaning to get all the residual blood off the coins and mechanisms. You need the same keys that are stuck inside the UFO catcher…. Better hope you can fish out the one you need.

For your troubles, you will be given unlimited free plays for a month. Perfect for winning a totally-not-cursed prize for your sweetie.

ENMA DEPARTMENT


It’s the Department of the Enma’s turn to go begging for good will. They are considered to be mostly responsible for the way the cursed haniwa were handled in the first place. Enma souls should get out on the streets and see what the people need: Food, clean water, housing repairs and maintenance, as well as exorcisms. They’re all high on people’s priority lists and most people want it done pronto. Try not to get snappy with the angry people, the department’s reputation is on the line.

The Enma is slated to give a press conference at some point. It's up to the rest of the Department to assure that there will be reception to his words. They are likely to be of grave importance to the rest of the city.

A hard day’s work is its own reward, but you’ll also get a day pass to a theme park on the edge of the city – in the name of community outreach, of course.


2. GHOST SHARKS


The very streets themselves are treacherous with residual curses. The isonades may have been intimidated out of town for the moment but the anger of their ancestors lingers in the bloody puddles that still glisten in the streets. Come too close to these puddles and spectral sharks will lunge from beneath the surface: Blood for blood! Lives for lives!

While spectral in nature, the teeth on these sharks can still do real harm to anyone they lash out at. They don’t seem to take damage in kind, but will pop and disperse for a moment when struck. The ghostly sharks are being populated by a magic totem that has been partially buried in the dirt of a local park. Destroy it and the sharks will disappear.

Unfortunately, a pack of snotty local children have taken a shine to this magic totem. They are not keen to let you take it from them, nor break it. It’s theirs. It’s special. If you’re feeling brutish or cruel, you can fight the children or deceive them, but your boss would probably suggest you try to bargain with them for appearance’s sake. They’re entirely unreasonable though, as children can be, and it will be quite a chore to get them to agree to your terms.


3. CURSED CORNERS


There are certain corners and alleyways which are simply predisposed to gather cursed energy. These areas are still haunted enough to affect the reality around you. You may experience hallucinations or visions of lost loved ones, past regrets, personal failings. These visions are played out in the area for all to see. You will remain frozen in place until your moment is done, or someone brave comes to pull you out.

Now that the worst of it is over, some of the more morbid and voyeuristic members of the public may be lurking around these haunted areas, waiting to see what horrors will be unveiled. They have out their phones and their cameras to record the show.

The cruelest of the spectators provide commentary to their social media followings as they observe. Anything for that monetization!

The biggest of the streams is a kerakera onna who goes by her channel name: Lipsticki. She leans in over the rooftops to cackle loudly at people’s misfortunes and give petty, scathing commentary about their misdeeds and failings.

4. THE ENMA SPEAKS (PLOT RELEVANT)


Outside the hospital where the Enma was being treated, there is a huge press gathering. The judge arbiter has been deemed fit enough to release. Hungry for word, journalists from every publication swarm the area. Most press-outlets in the city are controlled by the Sutoku Alliance, who have a vested interested in interrogating the Enma.

A number of other onlookers have tacked on as well, including Lost Souls both old and new. Lost Souls may even find themselves ordered to attend the statement by their faction.

It is assumed that the Enma must have something of grave importance to say, after all.

The Enma approaches the podium. He is dressed in his usual suit, his crown, and his stern expression; it puts a hush over the crowd through its tremendous pressure alone. No questions have been asked, yet, but a statement has been prepared. He clears his throat:

"The cause of the curse, the enemy of Jigokucho, is... Haniyasu. The Department's focus will be shifting to determining our next action in regards to this entity. That is all."

Just like, the Enma's secretary and a retinue of armored shinigami move to flank the Enma and guide them to a waiting limo down the steps. The press yells their questions over one another, but are pushed back. The Enma doesn't even seem to perceive them, simply focusing on getting into the car.

Unfortunately, if you're a representative for one of the factions -- especially the Department of the Enma -- that makes you fair game to hound for questioning too. Do you stand your ground or try to run away?

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eyediot: (s5; I'd climb up to you on the mountain)

[personal profile] eyediot 2022-06-25 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Jon, meanwhile, has lay the robot in the chute's entrance and so far it remains inanimate. It's probably fine.

Probably.

Gods. Everything the last few years, all the power he had, and reduced to cleaning baths and trying to win crane machine games. The noise is frustrating from all around him, and greatly distracting.

But even his hearing can catch that mutter. His lip turns in an upward, smug motion before he tries to carefully reach in again.]


Just - this one, let me grab it... [If nothing else, the last year has gotten his reflexes a bit sharper. He reaches in and snatches the smaller plush quickly and back out, the longer ear of the thing just barely being caught by the door.]

AHA! [Don't sound too proud.]
psionicmolotov: (2)

[personal profile] psionicmolotov 2022-06-25 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ Kimmuriel has obtained another plush, in the meantime, now that he's actually concentrating on what he's doing. Maybe someday he'll actually get to fish out a key ring. He's pretty sure he can see it in there somewhere now.

There is a little pile of objects stacking up next to him; he throws another plush on the pile. The machine grinds aggressively on the neon-plastic grabber that he's used to thwart it from snapping shut on his hands.

Cleaning will be a mercy, he thinks.
]

My congratulations to you. [ His tonelessness makes it sound distinctly mocking. ] You managed to spare your fingers this time.
eyediot: (s5; underneath the boots on the curb)

[personal profile] eyediot 2022-06-25 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
[He can't make out the full details, but the other's stack is. Well. They've likely just been at it for longer than Jon has.]

This time.

[He looks in through the glass, only able to make out the closest little foxes of multiple tales and some kind of rabbit creature. He has no idea where the keyring is in this machine, and even if he gets everything out somehow, he'll still have to get someone else to look at the empty case after.]

There has to be a faster way to do this.
psionicmolotov: (30)

[personal profile] psionicmolotov 2022-06-25 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I've no mind to do this more than necessary, but what would you suggest? [ He's in the middle of finagling another cursed toy from the machine; it jerks at the last second and drops the toy at an inconvenient angle. Kimmuriel scowls. ] I suppose we could try to take it apart, but I would not be surprised if it starts shooting coins. Or blood.
eyediot: (it just seems unlikely)

[personal profile] eyediot 2022-06-25 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[He lets out a barely-subtle sigh before trying again. Maybe that multi-tail of the fox is the thing to grab...

But something in his hands stiffen at the mention of the blood. Is that normal here? It is supposedly Hell, after all, but so far it's seemed downright banal and mundane after everything else.]


Care to run that by me again? Blood?
psionicmolotov: (22)

[personal profile] psionicmolotov 2022-06-25 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
It was raining blood not even a tenday ago. [ Kimmuriel will never use 'week' and you cannot stop him. Seven days in a week makes no sense!! ] Some intrusion from other gods, if what little we have been told is to be believed.

It does not seem implausible that blood got into the machines here. [ The scent of blood is faint but unmistakable. ] Or, during this place being cursed, absorbed some of the curse themselves...I admit I have little idea how this sort of thing transfers to machinery.

[ The machine beeps as if to object to the idea that it can't be cursed. Kimmuriel grouchily feeds another token into the slot and prepares to try again. ]
eyediot: (I'm gonna be the man who's workin hard f)

[personal profile] eyediot 2022-06-25 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Kimmuriel is an observant drow. He likely notices the way Jon's hands still at the mention of the 'god intrusion' from before he arrived. Raining blood... God. What has he done. He has to swallow the lump in his throat to remember how to breathe for the moment.]

I... I-i see. Um. That is... something that likely might have happened. And the reason why we were told they need to be cleaned.

[He's trying to keep his composure, but he's already on edge now. His hand isn't moving the crane as deftly as it was, and it already was fairly clumsy to start with.]