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June 2022 Test Drive
MAIN NAVIGATION
1. CLEAN UP
The curse has broken, finally banishing the oppressive air around the city and the many sightless eyes of the accursed haniwa. Life will have to return to normal now but first there is lingering clean-up that must be attended to:SHUTEN CLAN
The Shuten Clan is out in force to rebuild damaged storefronts. Eager oni appear in their festival happi, singing oni working tunes. You can pick up the words easily enough, join in and help out. The mood starts bright, but after a number of unlucky accidents there is less singing and more grumbling. The cursed energy left behind has made all of you much more prone to workplace accidents but the storefronts need to be scrubbed, broken glass needs sweeping, new furniture needs construction. There are any number of thumbs smashed by hammers, hands cut on saws, heads hit with falling debris or that board of wood you didn’t see someone carrying towards you. It’s a cursed day to be out on the job.
Rewards will come in the form of free drinks for a week from specific bars and a generous amount of chips for the casinos. If you aren’t of age to drink or gamble? Well… they’ll look the other way this time. Have fun.
It should be noted that the uniform -- a happi, a hachimaki, and fundoshi -- is required. The Shuten Clan is very traditional, after all.TAMAMO CLAN
The bathhouses in Tamamo clan territory remain full of bloodied water. They need to be drained and scrubbed to make them new again. However, reaching the drains is a tricky business. You can’t simply reach in to pull out the plug, you will have to wade into the water to twist it free. Easy enough, right?
Unfortunately, residual curse energy has made this a very dangerous task. Phantasmal hands will reach out and try to drag you under as you get too close to the drain. The phantasms can be distracted, so you’ll need some teamwork to succeed. Your reward is a significant amount of free bath coupons. Some of the advertised baths even have “special” properties. Take the chance to relax, you probably need it.
Those that are rejuvenated in the newly purified baths will find themselves with seemingly limitless vigor. That vigor may sometimes manifest in the form of desperately needing to fuck the first thing willing to do so. Which might turn out somewhat embarrassing...SUTOKU CLAN
The residual cursed energy in the Sutoku Alliance territory has congregated in their many arcades. The prizes in the UFO catcher machines seem off and they keep shifting around. If you happen to win a prize, the prize slot snaps shut on your hand with amazing force: the machine out for blood. To clear the curse, the prizes need to be removed from the machines and purified with the help of a local shrine maiden. Unfortunately, the key ring to open the machines has been stolen by some of the unruly prizes. You will need to use your UFO catcher skills to fish it back out.
Try not to lose any fingers.
Other machines are shooting tokens out of their coin slots at astonishingly painful speeds. A strange phenomenon, as even the machines that take swipe cards are doing it. Where are those tokens even coming from? You will have to get the machines open and give them a deep cleaning to get all the residual blood off the coins and mechanisms. You need the same keys that are stuck inside the UFO catcher…. Better hope you can fish out the one you need.
For your troubles, you will be given unlimited free plays for a month. Perfect for winning a totally-not-cursed prize for your sweetie.ENMA DEPARTMENT
It’s the Department of the Enma’s turn to go begging for good will. They are considered to be mostly responsible for the way the cursed haniwa were handled in the first place. Enma souls should get out on the streets and see what the people need: Food, clean water, housing repairs and maintenance, as well as exorcisms. They’re all high on people’s priority lists and most people want it done pronto. Try not to get snappy with the angry people, the department’s reputation is on the line.
The Enma is slated to give a press conference at some point. It's up to the rest of the Department to assure that there will be reception to his words. They are likely to be of grave importance to the rest of the city.
A hard day’s work is its own reward, but you’ll also get a day pass to a theme park on the edge of the city – in the name of community outreach, of course.
2. GHOST SHARKS
The very streets themselves are treacherous with residual curses. The isonades may have been intimidated out of town for the moment but the anger of their ancestors lingers in the bloody puddles that still glisten in the streets. Come too close to these puddles and spectral sharks will lunge from beneath the surface: Blood for blood! Lives for lives!
While spectral in nature, the teeth on these sharks can still do real harm to anyone they lash out at. They don’t seem to take damage in kind, but will pop and disperse for a moment when struck. The ghostly sharks are being populated by a magic totem that has been partially buried in the dirt of a local park. Destroy it and the sharks will disappear.
Unfortunately, a pack of snotty local children have taken a shine to this magic totem. They are not keen to let you take it from them, nor break it. It’s theirs. It’s special. If you’re feeling brutish or cruel, you can fight the children or deceive them, but your boss would probably suggest you try to bargain with them for appearance’s sake. They’re entirely unreasonable though, as children can be, and it will be quite a chore to get them to agree to your terms.
3. CURSED CORNERS
There are certain corners and alleyways which are simply predisposed to gather cursed energy. These areas are still haunted enough to affect the reality around you. You may experience hallucinations or visions of lost loved ones, past regrets, personal failings. These visions are played out in the area for all to see. You will remain frozen in place until your moment is done, or someone brave comes to pull you out.
Now that the worst of it is over, some of the more morbid and voyeuristic members of the public may be lurking around these haunted areas, waiting to see what horrors will be unveiled. They have out their phones and their cameras to record the show.
The cruelest of the spectators provide commentary to their social media followings as they observe. Anything for that monetization!
The biggest of the streams is a kerakera onna who goes by her channel name: Lipsticki. She leans in over the rooftops to cackle loudly at people’s misfortunes and give petty, scathing commentary about their misdeeds and failings.
4. THE ENMA SPEAKS (PLOT RELEVANT)
Outside the hospital where the Enma was being treated, there is a huge press gathering. The judge arbiter has been deemed fit enough to release. Hungry for word, journalists from every publication swarm the area. Most press-outlets in the city are controlled by the Sutoku Alliance, who have a vested interested in interrogating the Enma.
A number of other onlookers have tacked on as well, including Lost Souls both old and new. Lost Souls may even find themselves ordered to attend the statement by their faction.
It is assumed that the Enma must have something of grave importance to say, after all.
The Enma approaches the podium. He is dressed in his usual suit, his crown, and his stern expression; it puts a hush over the crowd through its tremendous pressure alone. No questions have been asked, yet, but a statement has been prepared. He clears his throat:
"The cause of the curse, the enemy of Jigokucho, is... Haniyasu. The Department's focus will be shifting to determining our next action in regards to this entity. That is all."
Just like, the Enma's secretary and a retinue of armored shinigami move to flank the Enma and guide them to a waiting limo down the steps. The press yells their questions over one another, but are pushed back. The Enma doesn't even seem to perceive them, simply focusing on getting into the car.
Unfortunately, if you're a representative for one of the factions -- especially the Department of the Enma -- that makes you fair game to hound for questioning too. Do you stand your ground or try to run away?
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This guy was an idiot. ]
The curse was dispelled but we're still dealing with the fallout. That's why the Shuten Clan is out here cleaning up.
[ A heavy sigh. He felt a headache coming on, but Itto had thoroughly deflated his frustration, either way, leaving instead just... exhausted acceptance of the fact that, once again, he was dealing with a dumbass.
At least he was a nice dumbass. He liked those, if he was being more honest with himself. ]
Just... help me get a new ladder, okay?
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Right, right... makes sense...
[ does it make sense? he got the gist of it. itto folds his arms across his chest, doing his best to respect the smaller man and his explanation, but he's also... like. you know. only so much can be stored up in between those horns every day. ]
Yeah, I can do that.
[ he pauses, before raising a hand. ]
One that doesn't look like it's gonna snap under your weight, right?
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[ He said in a sort of "like, duh" tone, because come on, this guy had just held him. Lio was not heavy. Something else had made it unable to support any stress... With all the jinxes on the worksite, it was impossible to say. ]
We're going to test it with your weight.
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[ itto's smile is wide, toothy, and genuine. he really thinks that this could be the case! something about how the ladder was probably jealous and just crumbled under the pressure. yep. it's perfectly logical in his head.
but fine, fine. as he looks around, he does spot another ladder. this one seems a little more sturdy and bloodless, so. probably a good one to choose. ]
Right. Spot me, okay?
[ and he climbs up... with no problem! easy. ]
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[ Ugh! He couldn't even say the guy was doing it to be a jerk. Everything about that face made it seem Itto thought that was a sincere compliment to give. His inability to read the mood was infuriating. ]
Seems fine... Let's take it back to where I clearing that drywall...
[ If it broke again, he was going to scream. ]
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[ definitely not a jerk. just likes pressing buttons when the situation presents itself. more than happy to have tested the ladder once, it seems like lio should be able to use it? carrying it over, he continues to grin at the other man as he does his best to not accidentally whack people with it.
placing it down, itto rubs his nose and then gently taps the ladder with his knuckles. ]
... want me to do anything?
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[ He was just going to have to deal with this guy, he supposed... and he couldn't imagine the boss passing over an actual oni lost soul, even if he wasn't as big as some of the native guys. So he was definitely going to have to get used to this one.
He scrambled his way up the ladder, getting back to the tools he'd left on the scaffold before...
The ladder started to creak. Again. ]
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... okay, Lio. You better do whatever you need to as soon as you can, okay buddy?
[ because otherwise he'll have to catch lio again, and stare into his eyes again. does lio really want this? ]
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[ Trust, Itto, he was extremely aware that the cosmos had it out for him. Or for ladders. But mostly for him. He forgoes the tool entirely, instead forming a crude blade with his flames to smash at the drywall as fast as he could.
Pardon the dust, Itto.
Or, well, pardon him, too, as the ladder still managed to crack, Lio immediately losing his footing and falling again, but at least he got the drywall down this time. ]
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the sound of the ladder snapping makes itto wake up from his stupor. arms out stretched, he knows he's going to have to catch lio again--- doing his best to keep the ladder as stable as possible with his body. it's not exactly comfortable, but... ]
Hang on!
[ as in, please don't fall without him catching. oh god. ]
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Down he went, a lot more awkwardly than last time, crashing more into Itto's chest than his arms. He'd be surprised if they both didn't tumble to the street...
If there was a God in this world, they were surely laughing. ]
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anyway, itto is happy that he sort of expected an outcome like this, but not so much in the way of how close lio hits his chest? that it knocks him off balance, off his heels and onto the ground this time--- but he still grabs onto the other man as tightly as possible as to keep him from getting hurt.
the only thing of itto's that might be bruised after this is his ego, and he grunts more in surprise than pain.
still. more holding. exactly what he needs in these trying times. ]
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That's it! I'm on break!
[ And with that, he stumbled to get off of Itto and back to his feet, storming off somewhere to just. Cool his head.
Before he burned the entire worksite to the ground. ]