jigokumods: (Default)
jigokumods ([personal profile] jigokumods) wrote in [community profile] jigokufever2022-06-24 11:00 am
Entry tags:

June 2022 Test Drive





MAIN NAVIGATION



1. CLEAN UP

The curse has broken, finally banishing the oppressive air around the city and the many sightless eyes of the accursed haniwa. Life will have to return to normal now but first there is lingering clean-up that must be attended to:

SHUTEN CLAN


The Shuten Clan is out in force to rebuild damaged storefronts. Eager oni appear in their festival happi, singing oni working tunes. You can pick up the words easily enough, join in and help out. The mood starts bright, but after a number of unlucky accidents there is less singing and more grumbling. The cursed energy left behind has made all of you much more prone to workplace accidents but the storefronts need to be scrubbed, broken glass needs sweeping, new furniture needs construction. There are any number of thumbs smashed by hammers, hands cut on saws, heads hit with falling debris or that board of wood you didn’t see someone carrying towards you. It’s a cursed day to be out on the job.

Rewards will come in the form of free drinks for a week from specific bars and a generous amount of chips for the casinos. If you aren’t of age to drink or gamble? Well… they’ll look the other way this time. Have fun.

It should be noted that the uniform -- a happi, a hachimaki, and fundoshi -- is required. The Shuten Clan is very traditional, after all.


TAMAMO CLAN


The bathhouses in Tamamo clan territory remain full of bloodied water. They need to be drained and scrubbed to make them new again. However, reaching the drains is a tricky business. You can’t simply reach in to pull out the plug, you will have to wade into the water to twist it free. Easy enough, right?

Unfortunately, residual curse energy has made this a very dangerous task. Phantasmal hands will reach out and try to drag you under as you get too close to the drain. The phantasms can be distracted, so you’ll need some teamwork to succeed. Your reward is a significant amount of free bath coupons. Some of the advertised baths even have “special” properties. Take the chance to relax, you probably need it.

Those that are rejuvenated in the newly purified baths will find themselves with seemingly limitless vigor. That vigor may sometimes manifest in the form of desperately needing to fuck the first thing willing to do so. Which might turn out somewhat embarrassing...

SUTOKU CLAN


The residual cursed energy in the Sutoku Alliance territory has congregated in their many arcades. The prizes in the UFO catcher machines seem off and they keep shifting around. If you happen to win a prize, the prize slot snaps shut on your hand with amazing force: the machine out for blood. To clear the curse, the prizes need to be removed from the machines and purified with the help of a local shrine maiden. Unfortunately, the key ring to open the machines has been stolen by some of the unruly prizes. You will need to use your UFO catcher skills to fish it back out.

Try not to lose any fingers.

Other machines are shooting tokens out of their coin slots at astonishingly painful speeds. A strange phenomenon, as even the machines that take swipe cards are doing it. Where are those tokens even coming from? You will have to get the machines open and give them a deep cleaning to get all the residual blood off the coins and mechanisms. You need the same keys that are stuck inside the UFO catcher…. Better hope you can fish out the one you need.

For your troubles, you will be given unlimited free plays for a month. Perfect for winning a totally-not-cursed prize for your sweetie.

ENMA DEPARTMENT


It’s the Department of the Enma’s turn to go begging for good will. They are considered to be mostly responsible for the way the cursed haniwa were handled in the first place. Enma souls should get out on the streets and see what the people need: Food, clean water, housing repairs and maintenance, as well as exorcisms. They’re all high on people’s priority lists and most people want it done pronto. Try not to get snappy with the angry people, the department’s reputation is on the line.

The Enma is slated to give a press conference at some point. It's up to the rest of the Department to assure that there will be reception to his words. They are likely to be of grave importance to the rest of the city.

A hard day’s work is its own reward, but you’ll also get a day pass to a theme park on the edge of the city – in the name of community outreach, of course.


2. GHOST SHARKS


The very streets themselves are treacherous with residual curses. The isonades may have been intimidated out of town for the moment but the anger of their ancestors lingers in the bloody puddles that still glisten in the streets. Come too close to these puddles and spectral sharks will lunge from beneath the surface: Blood for blood! Lives for lives!

While spectral in nature, the teeth on these sharks can still do real harm to anyone they lash out at. They don’t seem to take damage in kind, but will pop and disperse for a moment when struck. The ghostly sharks are being populated by a magic totem that has been partially buried in the dirt of a local park. Destroy it and the sharks will disappear.

Unfortunately, a pack of snotty local children have taken a shine to this magic totem. They are not keen to let you take it from them, nor break it. It’s theirs. It’s special. If you’re feeling brutish or cruel, you can fight the children or deceive them, but your boss would probably suggest you try to bargain with them for appearance’s sake. They’re entirely unreasonable though, as children can be, and it will be quite a chore to get them to agree to your terms.


3. CURSED CORNERS


There are certain corners and alleyways which are simply predisposed to gather cursed energy. These areas are still haunted enough to affect the reality around you. You may experience hallucinations or visions of lost loved ones, past regrets, personal failings. These visions are played out in the area for all to see. You will remain frozen in place until your moment is done, or someone brave comes to pull you out.

Now that the worst of it is over, some of the more morbid and voyeuristic members of the public may be lurking around these haunted areas, waiting to see what horrors will be unveiled. They have out their phones and their cameras to record the show.

The cruelest of the spectators provide commentary to their social media followings as they observe. Anything for that monetization!

The biggest of the streams is a kerakera onna who goes by her channel name: Lipsticki. She leans in over the rooftops to cackle loudly at people’s misfortunes and give petty, scathing commentary about their misdeeds and failings.

4. THE ENMA SPEAKS (PLOT RELEVANT)


Outside the hospital where the Enma was being treated, there is a huge press gathering. The judge arbiter has been deemed fit enough to release. Hungry for word, journalists from every publication swarm the area. Most press-outlets in the city are controlled by the Sutoku Alliance, who have a vested interested in interrogating the Enma.

A number of other onlookers have tacked on as well, including Lost Souls both old and new. Lost Souls may even find themselves ordered to attend the statement by their faction.

It is assumed that the Enma must have something of grave importance to say, after all.

The Enma approaches the podium. He is dressed in his usual suit, his crown, and his stern expression; it puts a hush over the crowd through its tremendous pressure alone. No questions have been asked, yet, but a statement has been prepared. He clears his throat:

"The cause of the curse, the enemy of Jigokucho, is... Haniyasu. The Department's focus will be shifting to determining our next action in regards to this entity. That is all."

Just like, the Enma's secretary and a retinue of armored shinigami move to flank the Enma and guide them to a waiting limo down the steps. The press yells their questions over one another, but are pushed back. The Enma doesn't even seem to perceive them, simply focusing on getting into the car.

Unfortunately, if you're a representative for one of the factions -- especially the Department of the Enma -- that makes you fair game to hound for questioning too. Do you stand your ground or try to run away?

[[banner art by s-tokimura]]


Welcome to the test drive meme!
  • Threads here can be considered game canon.
  • Characters can be recruited to do work for any faction until they're given their official assignment.
  • New characters can link their toplevels here!
  • If you have any questions about the TDM content, please ask them here! You can find information on the story so far here!
  • If you have questions about the game itself, please check out the premise, FAQ, and rules pages.
  • Reserves are open until July 5th
  • NEWBIE TOP LEVELS


harimaya: (🍙 katsusando)

[personal profile] harimaya 2022-06-28 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
These ones are weak.

(Not like the ones they had to deal with before. Compared to those, these are easy.

And as if he'd done nothing at all, he continues on his way. Without looking back, he calls roughly,
)

Keep up.

(If they want to get to a safer place away from the shadows.)
threateningly: (pic#)

[personal profile] threateningly 2022-06-28 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
I'll keep that in mind.

[He wasn't even far enough behind to be told to keep up, so he spares a small, strained smile. Fake.

And continues to follow.]
harimaya: (🍙 chanpuru)

[personal profile] harimaya 2022-06-28 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
(He leads the way! But he keeps thinking about what he saw. There's absolutely no doubt that that guy was Okita and this guy has to be from the Shinsengumi. He's bad at conversation but he has to ask,)

... How do you know him?
threateningly: (pic#15772418)

[personal profile] threateningly 2022-06-28 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, a simple question with a complicated answer. He doesn't like the attitude about Okita, but Sannan is able to be objective and kind of snarky at the same time. So.]

We were former comrades.

[There is so much past tense going on in that line. He doesn't need to get into how close he and Okita were, honestly. It serves nothing.]

I stepped away and we never saw each other again after that point.
harimaya: (🍙 onigiri)

[personal profile] harimaya 2022-06-28 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
...

(This... doesn't explain much. He recalls something about the Shinsengumi breaking up and some of them leaving with another leader or something but... was that before or after Okita died? Is this guy talking about how Okita was sent away to die? Dang, Hizen wishes he cared a little more.)

... Are you Shinsengumi?
threateningly: (pic#)

[personal profile] threateningly 2022-06-28 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Your history means nothing, unfortunately, Hizen. But Mr. Enigma here persists in making you pull each tiny thread, just because he can.]

Formerly.

[Recall what happened to deserters?]
harimaya: (🍶 beer)

[personal profile] harimaya 2022-06-28 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
(Hizen is so tired of these smart but vague types. Like, just say it already. No one has time for mind games! He isn't even on a mission so why are you trying to make him guess what this all is now. The Shinsengumi are truly all menaces which is why--)

... Still annoying.

(Former Shinsengumi but still a pain in the ass.)
threateningly: (pic#)

[personal profile] threateningly 2022-06-28 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Takes one to know one OOOOHHHH BURNNNNN no not really.

Still, somewhat curious.]


You know of the Shinsengumi but you don't recognize me? That is to say, you recognized Okita, but not myself.
harimaya: (🍙 mirukurepu)

[personal profile] harimaya 2022-06-28 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
(HE'LL FIGHT YOU IN A DONQUIXOTE PARKING LOT, SANNAN,

But hilariously, he did not actually recognize Okita, at least, not in the way one might think. He'd looked different from the one he's passed in history,
)

The haori. (Not that Hizen is wearing one but he tugs at the shoulder of his own shirt to show what he means,) Everyone knows it.

(It feels kind of... dickish to talk about Okita's tuberculosis, too so he just shrugs and moves on,)

Not like I'm a fan or anything.
threateningly: (pic#)

[personal profile] threateningly 2022-06-28 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Man he'd love Donki, sign him up.

But at least that much makes sense.]


That's true. And I suppose people must have talked after his death. He was one of a kind.

[Wry smile.]

No need to be a fan. Perhaps strangely enough, I won't press anyone into thinking differently of what we were and what we did.

[Although any outsider wouldn't know about the experiments, and Sannan already had to make his peace with how utterly fucked up all that was. They're no noble good guys, and he knows it.]
harimaya: (pic#15770152)

[personal profile] harimaya 2022-06-28 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Your words, not mine. Not like I was around to hear anything.

(Because he sure wasn't. Everything he heard was after he was summoned and it was mostly from Yamatonokami and the other Shinsengumi swords.)

Not like I can judge when we're all in hell anyway.

(Isn't that judgement enough.........)

Which one are you?
threateningly: (pic#)

[personal profile] threateningly 2022-06-28 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Indeed, we are all on rather even footing.

[Question is not getting answered yet.]

You only know of us by reputation?
harimaya: (🍙 nikujaga)

[personal profile] harimaya 2022-06-29 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
...

(ANSWER THE HECKING QUESTION,)

There're a bunch of stories. (Also not quite answering the question,) Heard a bunch from some other guys before.
threateningly: (pic#)

[personal profile] threateningly 2022-06-30 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
[He'll get around to it. Watch him artfully sidestep for just a little longer.]

My name won't likely mean anything to you, I'm afraid. I'd be happy to give you some context, that's all.
harimaya: (🍙 wataame)

[personal profile] harimaya 2022-07-02 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
(He stops walking and turns to look back at him properly,)

Are you usually a pain to talk to? I ain't got time if you wanna talk abou the moon or something.

(BIG MIKAZUKI MUNECHIKA VIBES in the sense this guy sure is annoying to talk to. He also lets the tiniest big of accent slip through. Definitely a rural boy.)
threateningly: (Default)

[personal profile] threateningly 2022-07-15 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
[He shakes his head, slightly amused.]

I wasn't significant by the time the Shinsengumi were properly recognized for our efforts. If you only know us by reputation, I'm afraid I'm a little obscure compared to my illustrious peers.

[He's taking it really easy here... But he'll finally answer, considering.]

Sannan Keisuke. I was with the Shinsengumi from the start.
harimaya: (🍙 agemochi)

[personal profile] harimaya 2022-07-15 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
Ya mean... Yamanami?

(He had no idea how to read that name before, okay. The suffering of having a name that can be read different ways and the actual way is lost to history.)
threateningly: (icon16)

[personal profile] threateningly 2022-07-15 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
[A beat.]

It can be read that way, yes.