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June 2022 Test Drive





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1. CLEAN UP

The curse has broken, finally banishing the oppressive air around the city and the many sightless eyes of the accursed haniwa. Life will have to return to normal now but first there is lingering clean-up that must be attended to:

SHUTEN CLAN


The Shuten Clan is out in force to rebuild damaged storefronts. Eager oni appear in their festival happi, singing oni working tunes. You can pick up the words easily enough, join in and help out. The mood starts bright, but after a number of unlucky accidents there is less singing and more grumbling. The cursed energy left behind has made all of you much more prone to workplace accidents but the storefronts need to be scrubbed, broken glass needs sweeping, new furniture needs construction. There are any number of thumbs smashed by hammers, hands cut on saws, heads hit with falling debris or that board of wood you didn’t see someone carrying towards you. It’s a cursed day to be out on the job.

Rewards will come in the form of free drinks for a week from specific bars and a generous amount of chips for the casinos. If you aren’t of age to drink or gamble? Well… they’ll look the other way this time. Have fun.

It should be noted that the uniform -- a happi, a hachimaki, and fundoshi -- is required. The Shuten Clan is very traditional, after all.


TAMAMO CLAN


The bathhouses in Tamamo clan territory remain full of bloodied water. They need to be drained and scrubbed to make them new again. However, reaching the drains is a tricky business. You can’t simply reach in to pull out the plug, you will have to wade into the water to twist it free. Easy enough, right?

Unfortunately, residual curse energy has made this a very dangerous task. Phantasmal hands will reach out and try to drag you under as you get too close to the drain. The phantasms can be distracted, so you’ll need some teamwork to succeed. Your reward is a significant amount of free bath coupons. Some of the advertised baths even have “special” properties. Take the chance to relax, you probably need it.

Those that are rejuvenated in the newly purified baths will find themselves with seemingly limitless vigor. That vigor may sometimes manifest in the form of desperately needing to fuck the first thing willing to do so. Which might turn out somewhat embarrassing...

SUTOKU CLAN


The residual cursed energy in the Sutoku Alliance territory has congregated in their many arcades. The prizes in the UFO catcher machines seem off and they keep shifting around. If you happen to win a prize, the prize slot snaps shut on your hand with amazing force: the machine out for blood. To clear the curse, the prizes need to be removed from the machines and purified with the help of a local shrine maiden. Unfortunately, the key ring to open the machines has been stolen by some of the unruly prizes. You will need to use your UFO catcher skills to fish it back out.

Try not to lose any fingers.

Other machines are shooting tokens out of their coin slots at astonishingly painful speeds. A strange phenomenon, as even the machines that take swipe cards are doing it. Where are those tokens even coming from? You will have to get the machines open and give them a deep cleaning to get all the residual blood off the coins and mechanisms. You need the same keys that are stuck inside the UFO catcher…. Better hope you can fish out the one you need.

For your troubles, you will be given unlimited free plays for a month. Perfect for winning a totally-not-cursed prize for your sweetie.

ENMA DEPARTMENT


It’s the Department of the Enma’s turn to go begging for good will. They are considered to be mostly responsible for the way the cursed haniwa were handled in the first place. Enma souls should get out on the streets and see what the people need: Food, clean water, housing repairs and maintenance, as well as exorcisms. They’re all high on people’s priority lists and most people want it done pronto. Try not to get snappy with the angry people, the department’s reputation is on the line.

The Enma is slated to give a press conference at some point. It's up to the rest of the Department to assure that there will be reception to his words. They are likely to be of grave importance to the rest of the city.

A hard day’s work is its own reward, but you’ll also get a day pass to a theme park on the edge of the city – in the name of community outreach, of course.


2. GHOST SHARKS


The very streets themselves are treacherous with residual curses. The isonades may have been intimidated out of town for the moment but the anger of their ancestors lingers in the bloody puddles that still glisten in the streets. Come too close to these puddles and spectral sharks will lunge from beneath the surface: Blood for blood! Lives for lives!

While spectral in nature, the teeth on these sharks can still do real harm to anyone they lash out at. They don’t seem to take damage in kind, but will pop and disperse for a moment when struck. The ghostly sharks are being populated by a magic totem that has been partially buried in the dirt of a local park. Destroy it and the sharks will disappear.

Unfortunately, a pack of snotty local children have taken a shine to this magic totem. They are not keen to let you take it from them, nor break it. It’s theirs. It’s special. If you’re feeling brutish or cruel, you can fight the children or deceive them, but your boss would probably suggest you try to bargain with them for appearance’s sake. They’re entirely unreasonable though, as children can be, and it will be quite a chore to get them to agree to your terms.


3. CURSED CORNERS


There are certain corners and alleyways which are simply predisposed to gather cursed energy. These areas are still haunted enough to affect the reality around you. You may experience hallucinations or visions of lost loved ones, past regrets, personal failings. These visions are played out in the area for all to see. You will remain frozen in place until your moment is done, or someone brave comes to pull you out.

Now that the worst of it is over, some of the more morbid and voyeuristic members of the public may be lurking around these haunted areas, waiting to see what horrors will be unveiled. They have out their phones and their cameras to record the show.

The cruelest of the spectators provide commentary to their social media followings as they observe. Anything for that monetization!

The biggest of the streams is a kerakera onna who goes by her channel name: Lipsticki. She leans in over the rooftops to cackle loudly at people’s misfortunes and give petty, scathing commentary about their misdeeds and failings.

4. THE ENMA SPEAKS (PLOT RELEVANT)


Outside the hospital where the Enma was being treated, there is a huge press gathering. The judge arbiter has been deemed fit enough to release. Hungry for word, journalists from every publication swarm the area. Most press-outlets in the city are controlled by the Sutoku Alliance, who have a vested interested in interrogating the Enma.

A number of other onlookers have tacked on as well, including Lost Souls both old and new. Lost Souls may even find themselves ordered to attend the statement by their faction.

It is assumed that the Enma must have something of grave importance to say, after all.

The Enma approaches the podium. He is dressed in his usual suit, his crown, and his stern expression; it puts a hush over the crowd through its tremendous pressure alone. No questions have been asked, yet, but a statement has been prepared. He clears his throat:

"The cause of the curse, the enemy of Jigokucho, is... Haniyasu. The Department's focus will be shifting to determining our next action in regards to this entity. That is all."

Just like, the Enma's secretary and a retinue of armored shinigami move to flank the Enma and guide them to a waiting limo down the steps. The press yells their questions over one another, but are pushed back. The Enma doesn't even seem to perceive them, simply focusing on getting into the car.

Unfortunately, if you're a representative for one of the factions -- especially the Department of the Enma -- that makes you fair game to hound for questioning too. Do you stand your ground or try to run away?

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mindthebass: (2)

[personal profile] mindthebass 2022-06-29 01:16 pm (UTC)(link)
... They're very different!

(does he really want shin to go on a tangent here? he can. but who really wants that?

the words came out with a whine, a pout on his lips.)
federates: (and a long stem rose)

[personal profile] federates 2022-06-29 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ...he'll bite. ]

[ IF ONLY FOR THE MOMENT. pointedly, ]

"Punk" rock being ... what, punk-ass kids, I'd guess.
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[personal profile] mindthebass 2022-06-29 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course not! Punk is a revolution about creativity and self-expression. It's about authenticity! Expression! Metal players are too concerned about complexity, who plays the best rift, who can move their fingers the faster.

(oh, there we go.)
federates: (a box of chocolates)

[personal profile] federates 2022-06-30 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
... Ha, no wonder that's not popular in Illumina. [ which would be where he's from, if that context is likewise gleanable, anyway -

or that he hadn't even heard of the genre, for that matter. barton's mouth pulls into a frown again, baring some sharp teeth; he looks somewhat unimpressed with the explanation that drives it.
]

Sounds like a way to get people purposelessly riled up, doesn't it?
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[personal profile] mindthebass 2022-06-30 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
And what if it does? Is it a bad thing to rile up against the odds and say what you think needs to be said?

(when did they get philosophical? nothing about shin says he's shy about showing the world who he is, except for a secret or two. blue hair, piercings, brand clothes...)
federates: (everybody knows that the captain)

[personal profile] federates 2022-06-30 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Purposelessly? Hell yeah, it could be [ a bad thing, anyway ] - if you're gonna do that, at least have a point to it...!

[ this is rich, coming from barton of all people, who's known to cause strife just to see broken bones come of it. he's running on the assumption that the purpose behind this music could run a little deeper than that, though. ]

[ but at this point, he's mostly just picking shin's brain on it. ]

So what is it you think needs to be said, huh?
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[personal profile] mindthebass 2022-06-30 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Nothing about expressing your opinions is purposeless. A lot of punk bands speak mostly about political themes, political ones, too.

(at least he's glad he's distracting this man enough to get him to forget about punching the instarazzi and making it much worse. maybe, just maybe, if he starts walking, barton's going to do so as well, but it's not the right time to test that theory.

instead, he'll focus on the subject at hand.)


To me? I just think society is restricting. I'm from a rather conservative place, (sorta kinda) and I don't easily fit in on the way people are socially supposed to live. I have no interest to graduate, working a nine-to-five job as a salaryman, having a family, and leaving behind a legacy. I think people should just be allowed to follow their own path without the interference of societal expectations - ah, but I'm not the one who writes the lyrics, anyway.
federates: (everybody knows)

[personal profile] federates 2022-07-04 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ barton already suspected that this kid probably wouldn't fit into enma, but this about seals it. not that enma requires the career path of a nine to five salaryman, but it certainly has its restrictions and expectations. ]

[ don't think he's forgotten the mission, shin..! ]

Sounds boring... I'd probably rebel, too. [ even while he can agree with that much, barton is still very much a product of his environment, alas. ] But where I'm from, people decide they hate our way of life, they desert. Or they're just removed to some place they can't cause such disruptions.
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[personal profile] mindthebass 2022-07-04 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
(absolutely not. fuck the system, down with the rules, carve your own damn path, society is a hindrance, etc.

barton, forget the mission. time to gesture for them to walk, now that they started to Talk Forreal.)


Define your way of life?
federates: (and ur job)

[personal profile] federates 2022-07-04 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he will talk for a bit but HE WILL RETURN... MARK HIM ]

[ that question is difficult to answer, and it gives barton pause. having spent most of his life in illuminan territory, he doesn't have a solid reference as to how to compare. he's also never been too eager -- or rather, particular cared -- why people would desert. ]

[ fuck 'em. ]

Everyone works for the government... most of those with able bodies are drafted into the military for combat purposes. Everyone has equal accommodations - even the higher-ups. [ ah, which is less typical for most places of which he's aware, and clear pride underscores his words. ] Everything is regimented and structured for peak efficiency, and that's what matters!
mindthebass: (78)

[personal profile] mindthebass 2022-07-04 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
... That feels like a bad place. I'm not into it.

(but it explains why barton is this... how can he put it? military-like? conventional? but from what he says, shin's not sure how they don't rebel as a society in general. it sounds like a very meaningless existence to him.)

So, what would have happened to me? Sent to an island far away?
Edited 2022-07-04 21:09 (UTC)
federates: (everybody got this)

[personal profile] federates 2022-07-04 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
No way!! Every Illuminan is proud to be apart of the Federation. [ ... should be, anyway, in barton's... clear opinion... ]

[ he does nearly laugh at that. ha. ] Nah, that'd be a waste. They'd try to find someway to put your skills to use. If you're too disruptive, you'd probably just be sent to one of the smaller undercities...

[ hmph. ]

If you like rock so much, you'd probably run off and join one of the desert gangs, or something.
mindthebass: (53)

[personal profile] mindthebass 2022-07-04 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
(ok, now he totally forgot that he wasn't going to smoke in front of this guy. he absolutely is, taking a few steps away not to engulf him in the smell of cherry nicotine.)

A gang?!

(LAUGHING. THIS SKINNY ASS BITCH?)

Sorry, but I think I'd die immediately. Thanks, but no thanks. ♥
federates: (everybody knows the)

[personal profile] federates 2022-07-04 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
... Probably. [ if he's going to be honest. barton tsks. ] Maybe that's why you'd fit right in, though. Too many of 'em are embarrassingly easy to get to scram...

[ he means shoot at, which has little to do with strength, really. but he really doesn't need to elaborate. ]

You just like the big commercial cities, huh? The biggest are ones pretty crime-ridden, too!
mindthebass: (73)

[personal profile] mindthebass 2022-07-04 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure I'd be okay in that regard. I'm too cute to be on the first to go queue.

(likewise honest.)

Oh, I'm well aware. You don't have to warn me of that.
federates: (and a long stem rose)

[personal profile] federates 2022-07-08 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
You're pretty assured in that, aren't you?

[ confident brat :T

barton's mouth twitches at shin's second statement. he supposes he could, likely, have surmised that -- given the boy's manner of dress (even if he wouldn't recognize designer clothes if they hit him in the face). but his demeanor and stature is slightly at odds with what he would otherwise expect.

casually, as he also doesn't expect a straightforward answer,
]

That right? Make some dirty money in your time?
mindthebass: (79)

[personal profile] mindthebass 2022-07-08 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not saying that, you are saying that. In any case, like you said, big cities are crime-ridden.

(good that he didn't expect a straightforward answer, because he's not denying, nor is he going to just spill his own crimes and sins out of nowhere. either way, he is an artist. there are some things that are expected to exist in his life as it is, aren't there?)