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June 2022 Test Drive





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1. CLEAN UP

The curse has broken, finally banishing the oppressive air around the city and the many sightless eyes of the accursed haniwa. Life will have to return to normal now but first there is lingering clean-up that must be attended to:

SHUTEN CLAN


The Shuten Clan is out in force to rebuild damaged storefronts. Eager oni appear in their festival happi, singing oni working tunes. You can pick up the words easily enough, join in and help out. The mood starts bright, but after a number of unlucky accidents there is less singing and more grumbling. The cursed energy left behind has made all of you much more prone to workplace accidents but the storefronts need to be scrubbed, broken glass needs sweeping, new furniture needs construction. There are any number of thumbs smashed by hammers, hands cut on saws, heads hit with falling debris or that board of wood you didn’t see someone carrying towards you. It’s a cursed day to be out on the job.

Rewards will come in the form of free drinks for a week from specific bars and a generous amount of chips for the casinos. If you aren’t of age to drink or gamble? Well… they’ll look the other way this time. Have fun.

It should be noted that the uniform -- a happi, a hachimaki, and fundoshi -- is required. The Shuten Clan is very traditional, after all.


TAMAMO CLAN


The bathhouses in Tamamo clan territory remain full of bloodied water. They need to be drained and scrubbed to make them new again. However, reaching the drains is a tricky business. You can’t simply reach in to pull out the plug, you will have to wade into the water to twist it free. Easy enough, right?

Unfortunately, residual curse energy has made this a very dangerous task. Phantasmal hands will reach out and try to drag you under as you get too close to the drain. The phantasms can be distracted, so you’ll need some teamwork to succeed. Your reward is a significant amount of free bath coupons. Some of the advertised baths even have “special” properties. Take the chance to relax, you probably need it.

Those that are rejuvenated in the newly purified baths will find themselves with seemingly limitless vigor. That vigor may sometimes manifest in the form of desperately needing to fuck the first thing willing to do so. Which might turn out somewhat embarrassing...

SUTOKU CLAN


The residual cursed energy in the Sutoku Alliance territory has congregated in their many arcades. The prizes in the UFO catcher machines seem off and they keep shifting around. If you happen to win a prize, the prize slot snaps shut on your hand with amazing force: the machine out for blood. To clear the curse, the prizes need to be removed from the machines and purified with the help of a local shrine maiden. Unfortunately, the key ring to open the machines has been stolen by some of the unruly prizes. You will need to use your UFO catcher skills to fish it back out.

Try not to lose any fingers.

Other machines are shooting tokens out of their coin slots at astonishingly painful speeds. A strange phenomenon, as even the machines that take swipe cards are doing it. Where are those tokens even coming from? You will have to get the machines open and give them a deep cleaning to get all the residual blood off the coins and mechanisms. You need the same keys that are stuck inside the UFO catcher…. Better hope you can fish out the one you need.

For your troubles, you will be given unlimited free plays for a month. Perfect for winning a totally-not-cursed prize for your sweetie.

ENMA DEPARTMENT


It’s the Department of the Enma’s turn to go begging for good will. They are considered to be mostly responsible for the way the cursed haniwa were handled in the first place. Enma souls should get out on the streets and see what the people need: Food, clean water, housing repairs and maintenance, as well as exorcisms. They’re all high on people’s priority lists and most people want it done pronto. Try not to get snappy with the angry people, the department’s reputation is on the line.

The Enma is slated to give a press conference at some point. It's up to the rest of the Department to assure that there will be reception to his words. They are likely to be of grave importance to the rest of the city.

A hard day’s work is its own reward, but you’ll also get a day pass to a theme park on the edge of the city – in the name of community outreach, of course.


2. GHOST SHARKS


The very streets themselves are treacherous with residual curses. The isonades may have been intimidated out of town for the moment but the anger of their ancestors lingers in the bloody puddles that still glisten in the streets. Come too close to these puddles and spectral sharks will lunge from beneath the surface: Blood for blood! Lives for lives!

While spectral in nature, the teeth on these sharks can still do real harm to anyone they lash out at. They don’t seem to take damage in kind, but will pop and disperse for a moment when struck. The ghostly sharks are being populated by a magic totem that has been partially buried in the dirt of a local park. Destroy it and the sharks will disappear.

Unfortunately, a pack of snotty local children have taken a shine to this magic totem. They are not keen to let you take it from them, nor break it. It’s theirs. It’s special. If you’re feeling brutish or cruel, you can fight the children or deceive them, but your boss would probably suggest you try to bargain with them for appearance’s sake. They’re entirely unreasonable though, as children can be, and it will be quite a chore to get them to agree to your terms.


3. CURSED CORNERS


There are certain corners and alleyways which are simply predisposed to gather cursed energy. These areas are still haunted enough to affect the reality around you. You may experience hallucinations or visions of lost loved ones, past regrets, personal failings. These visions are played out in the area for all to see. You will remain frozen in place until your moment is done, or someone brave comes to pull you out.

Now that the worst of it is over, some of the more morbid and voyeuristic members of the public may be lurking around these haunted areas, waiting to see what horrors will be unveiled. They have out their phones and their cameras to record the show.

The cruelest of the spectators provide commentary to their social media followings as they observe. Anything for that monetization!

The biggest of the streams is a kerakera onna who goes by her channel name: Lipsticki. She leans in over the rooftops to cackle loudly at people’s misfortunes and give petty, scathing commentary about their misdeeds and failings.

4. THE ENMA SPEAKS (PLOT RELEVANT)


Outside the hospital where the Enma was being treated, there is a huge press gathering. The judge arbiter has been deemed fit enough to release. Hungry for word, journalists from every publication swarm the area. Most press-outlets in the city are controlled by the Sutoku Alliance, who have a vested interested in interrogating the Enma.

A number of other onlookers have tacked on as well, including Lost Souls both old and new. Lost Souls may even find themselves ordered to attend the statement by their faction.

It is assumed that the Enma must have something of grave importance to say, after all.

The Enma approaches the podium. He is dressed in his usual suit, his crown, and his stern expression; it puts a hush over the crowd through its tremendous pressure alone. No questions have been asked, yet, but a statement has been prepared. He clears his throat:

"The cause of the curse, the enemy of Jigokucho, is... Haniyasu. The Department's focus will be shifting to determining our next action in regards to this entity. That is all."

Just like, the Enma's secretary and a retinue of armored shinigami move to flank the Enma and guide them to a waiting limo down the steps. The press yells their questions over one another, but are pushed back. The Enma doesn't even seem to perceive them, simply focusing on getting into the car.

Unfortunately, if you're a representative for one of the factions -- especially the Department of the Enma -- that makes you fair game to hound for questioning too. Do you stand your ground or try to run away?

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rainswords: ᴄʀᴇᴅɪᴛ — ʀᴀɪɴsᴡᴏʀᴅs (Default)

[personal profile] rainswords 2022-07-19 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ It appears there is no need for him to suggest they begin with questions that Zhongli finds most important. Already an inquiry is made and Xingqiu will oblige him by responding to the best of his abilities. There is a lot to learn about this city, culturally and technologically. Although with some inkling of an idea about this man's true identity, he has a great amount of faith in Zhongli. ]

That is not an easy question to truly answer. In my experience, most people in general tend to act rationally. Most. Not everyone mind you. Some make unappealing propositions, others become unruly over trivial matters. There is no general approach to these things, I tend to be as civil as possible, but take an individualistic approach depending on who I am interacting with.

As for the matter of factions.

Well, to be honest, that can also have an impact on how to interact with others. Leadership casts orders, and I am left to wonder to what extremes those here are willing to follow them. For the moment, however, you are fortunate. Although there is obvious animosity between Toraguma who leads The Shuten Clan and Tenkohime who heads the Tamamo Clan, there is relative peace at moment.

As for petty disputes between lower clan members. I haven't heard it to be a cause for warring between factions... but I wouldn't pass them if they need an excuse to fight.
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[personal profile] brokebitchmountain 2022-07-21 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ Zhongli does enjoy learning and being in a new culture and environment. It was one of the reasons why he had 'retired' after all. Being able to freely roam the countryside without a care in the world, seeing and experiencing things he's never had the chance to. In a way, this was the first step towards that? But this was also an extreme he had not considered possible in any way shape or form.

Zhongli nods as he listens looking deep in thought as Xingqiu proceeds to explain. ]
The laws of these lands are upheld by the Department of Enma, correct? It seems to be a well-balanced city, but that doesn't mean that there aren't problems beneath the surface. Do you know of any organizations or people that might be a cause for concern here?

[ People that are similar to the fatui for example. ]
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[personal profile] rainswords 2022-07-21 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ Ultimately if a god could not possibly consider this within the realm of possibility, it had been a complete and utter shock for Xingqiu but he has managed. They do say to expect the unexpected and this falls entirely into the unexpected or even unimaginable category. All they could do is get acclimated and familiar with the environment along with the way things function.

As for laws. It certainly seemed that The Department upheld them but even they seemed questionable. He has heard plenty of people within the ranks of the Sutoku Alliance find that whole faction suspicious. ]


That appears to be the case for the most part.

But I am not going to make any claims about the state of affairs, although you are correct that on the surface so it would seem that way. I can't really point out any particular organization. I'll be honest here because of who you are. Do you understand?

There are those within The Sutoku Alliance that suspect the department to be behind nefarious deeds. Make what you will of that.
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[personal profile] brokebitchmountain 2022-07-25 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ Traveling between the stars is something reserved for the Traveler, or so he thought. But he has on occasion wondered what it might be like to do so as well. This came as a surprise, of course, but Zhongli was never really good at expressing himself.

He does nod as he listens. ]
I see. Your information is appreciated. There are libraries here, of course, that might contain more information I assume?

[ He is intrigued by just about everything here. New place, new people, new culture. For Zhongli who has been sequestered in Liyue for so long this sudden change of pace is actually quite refreshing. ] And what of your time here? How has this place been treating you?
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[personal profile] rainswords 2022-07-27 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, if it's information with details about this city, actually The Department would be the place to go. Otherwise, there are plenty of bookshops throughout most territories. I would actually direct you to the ones found with the Sutoku Alliance's holdings and honestly, avoid the reading material from the Tamamo Clan.

Really. It's...irrelevant to the interests you've expressed.

[ Or so he hopes.

As he has a good idea of who he is exchanging words with. Honestly, he is rather surprised by how well he is taking all this. Or maybe he'll have some breakdown later. Hm. That might be interesting. No, he'll be fine. Or not. Wait. Who does he talk to about all this — well that's going to be something.

Looking at Zhongli, he still has lingering questions of course but how does he even begin. ]


As for my time here? Well, there isn't much that can be done about it. It's fine.

[ But this isn't where he wants to be. Of course, he isn't going to implore to be returned to where he belongs when even Zhongli seems to lack the capability to return to Liyue??? ]

All I can do is endure and progress.
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[personal profile] brokebitchmountain 2022-08-01 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I see. Then I'll take your word for it. I'd like to go and read these books for myself since it seems we're to be here for quite a while.

[ Zhongli will state so matter of factly and casually like that. He doesn't seem the least bit perturbed or even worried in the slightest. He does regard Xingqiu with some...concern. Are you alright there Xingqiu? ]

That is all anyone can do in the face of such sudden change and unusual circumstances. [ Though he does give a pause before regarding the other once again. ]

There are still some lingering questions you might have, am I correct?
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[personal profile] rainswords 2022-08-02 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh! Then he was correct in assuming that Rex Lapis himself has no ability to see himself returned to where he belongs, so even the Geo Archon is powerless here — well to some degree. It's typical for individuals to be depowered while here. And their stay feels infinite therefore it was best to find a good pastime while trapped here. Reading, and gaining knowledge, that was a good endeavor as any.

So Zhongli planned to do some reading. Wait. He meant searching through the Sutoku bookshops, right? ]


That is quite right, so you'll be visiting the stores within the Sutoku Alliance's territory, correct?

[ Please say yes.

Look, he is fine. Perfectly peachy, or at least he can handle this much better than most people would in his situation. In most respects, he is a well-put-together young man. This is why he can remain calm, slowly drain his cup of tea, and be sure to refill Zhongli's cup whenever necessary. ]


Wouldn't it be stranger if I had none?

I assumed you would avoid inquiries which is why I've made none, in fact, because you are only mentioning that now would I be wrong to surmise you wouldn't be completely honest? Look, I know we're of completely different stations, far beyond anything most people would imagine. Your offer is probably something rare, but I rather we remain on good terms.