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AUGUST 2022 TEST DRIVE





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1. SHUTEN TERRITORY - Muscling In

art by tohdraws


In the aftermath of the curse crisis, the Shuten Clan forgave a bunch of protection payments in the region, and helped cover the costs for rebuilding. Unfortunately, some of the street gangs in the area are much less civically minded. They have used the Shuten's relaxed policies as an opportunity to turn their own screws on the local business owners. These unaffiliated youth gangs have been much rougher with the locals, and have been asking for even larger collection fees. This has pissed off the folks who are just trying to get their lives and businesses back on track!

Unfortunately, the opening of Sai no Kawara in the underground drew so much of the clan's focus and manpower, that the issues up top just slipped through the cracks. Until now! Toraguma is in a bad mood and is looking for people to take it out on: the youth gangs will do just fine.

Volunteers are being solicited to join the regular Shuten enforcers in driving these interlopers out of Shuten territory. The gangs are wise to the usual Shuten tactics, though, and they're prepared for a fight. They are also appealing to the influx of Lost Souls: they act as though they're the victims of the factions' power struggles! They propose that taking up arms against the Shuten Clan will win them favor with the other groups in the city. (It will look less good with the Shuten Clan, should you be assigned to them.)

Fight with the Shutens, or with the gangs. Either way, a fight is coming.


2. TAMAMO TERRITORY - Throat Goat (NSFW)

at by akai riot


This prompt is overtly sexual in nature. Please use the proper NSFW labelling in your top levels and threads.
While the Palace of Sai in the underground is doing well, that doesn't mean the other businesses in the Tamamo Clan's collection have been slacking. One of the least "classy" soaplands has decided they're going to hold a contest to drive up business for themselves! They are partnering with some of the other sex clubs in the area for the sleaziest of events.

The Hyottoko Cup is looking for volunteer participants! The competition is pretty straightforward: a ruler is drawn on the throat of each participant and an array of members is presented to swallow. Whichever contestant can take the guests deepest and longest will take home the "coveted" Hyottoko Cup! Ok, there's a little judge favoritism involved too, so put on a show.

The guests have likewise been pulled in as volunteers, with instructions that they don't have to make this easy on the participants. Guests are provided with special seals that they can use for the length of the competition to enhance their natural assets. For those lacking the equipment entirely, there's a seal for that too.

Have fun and play nice.



3. TAMAMO TERRITORY - Strike a Poise (GEN)


Other businesses looking to jump start this month's earnings are also getting in on the spirit of competition! Businesses less oriented towards sexual service have come together as a means to draw in the high dollar clients, and one local club has proposed something old school.

Sign up for the Poise Contest, where contestants are placed into more and more ridiculous geta while tasked with serving drinks to the guest. Spills are expected, and the guests are cheerfully kitted out with cheap club-branded ponchos to protect their clothes. (Marketing, am I right?) While spills are expected, the contestant will lose points for each of the spilled drinks. Try to keep your balance as you attend to increasingly absurd drink orders. The intensity of the traditional footwear will only make your job that much harder.

Do you have what it takes to pour a champagne fountain while wearing teetering tengu geta? Prove your balance and dexterity is the best and the take home prize is some sweet cash. For Lost Souls freshly in the city, the chance to win some extra money can't really be passed up, huh…


4. SUTOKU TERRITORY - Jigokucho's Got Talent


Ever since Moonday's beloved singer – Ringo-chan – was kidnapped at the Tanabata festival, the band has had to cancel all of their scheduled gigs. Unfortunately, they were a hugely popular act, booked solid in most of the Sutoku Alliance's various nightclubs. This has left a ton of empty spots that need to be filled quickly, before the crowds get upset and demand… refunds.

That's where you come in, Lost Souls! Desperate promoters and talent bookers are literally grabbing Lost Souls off the street and begging, pleading, with them to perform a set for the night. They just need to have something to fill the space Moonday would have otherwise occupied. At least give the crowd something to see!

Acts do not need to be of the musical variety. Any performing talent is accepted, no matter how esoteric or bizarre! If it can fill out a 15-30 minute set, the club owners will be happy and the customers will at least see something interesting; even if it's a bad kind of interesting. So get on stage and show this city what you've got!

( Help us fill our time slots, please! We're desperate! 😩)


5. DEPARTMENT OF THE ENMA - Sticky Paws II: Outta the Bag


The Enma Department is busy: they have a kidnapping to investigate, a primordial god to pin down, and the crisis of their ever-shifting public image to manage. However, crime never sleeps and is always there to add to the troubled Department's workload. Worse still, we thought this little crime spree was over six months ago! But here it is again, much to the Enma's chagrin.

Cat cafés are a popular tourist attraction all across Jigokucho. About six months ago, a gang of bakeneko infiltrated several of the cafés to rob customers occupied with kitty bliss. Wallets, jewelry, and anything else those sticky paws could snatch away were being picked in droves. The cat capers are afoot once more!

Are you a hapless victim of these furry thieves, or are you helping the Department of the Enma track down these cat burglars? Unfortunately, the bakeneko are exceptionally clever and are using a seal to disguise their secondary tails. This makes them look just about like any normal cat. Better make sure your lead is good, or you'll be chasing down an ordinary Felis Catus. Soft to pet, but not going to return your pilfered cash.

Of course, the café staff might be in on this caper too… It's never easy to tell who's getting a cut of the profits. Be careful who you trust out there.

6. ALL OVER - The 100 Billion Yen Man (PLOT RELEVANT)


The local TV news has been announcing that Kaberou Kannazaki – the legendary finance wolf and the father of kidnapping victim, Ringo-chan – will be making an announcement this week. People have flocked to television sets throughout the city; at the squares, around TVs in bars, electronic stores, each other's phones, and any other venue with a connection. The kidnapping has been a highly public ordeal and the talk of the town. Many of the locals were present at the festival and witnessed the crime. They want to hear what the word is!

The public doesn't have to wait long. Wolf-eared Kaberou sits at a press desk, surrounded by microphones, and dazzled with flashbulbs. He clears his throat and, as he begins to speak, he is direct and to the point; not unlike a wolf lunging for the throat.

"As of today, I am issuing a bounty on the man known as the Iron Bear, who has claimed responsibility for the kidnapping of my daughter, Ringo Kannazaki. The payout to the party responsible for bringing me Iron Bear, dead or alive, is 100 Billion Yen. Individuals or groups, I don't care. Just bring my daughter back to me, and the money is yours."


Well! The Department of the Enma's hopes of an orderly investigation have been dashed, but this is certainly an opportunity for anyone brave enough – or, more accurately, stupid enough – to traverse the Wasteland. Maybe one of you out there will find the legendary Iron Bear and bring him to some form of justice.

Local businesses are quick to leap at this opportunity, too. They begin to aggressively push sponsorships at would-be bounty hunters. Weapons? Armor? Survival gear? All at discount prices! Each faction has their interest in collecting the massive bounty as well. They will all be putting a lot of pressure on recruits to get ready to head out to the Wastes.

If you just got here? Well, it would definitely be in your interest to start finding gear, and finding people willing to collect that bounty with you. It could mean a big step forward toward your eventual contract, after all.


Welcome to the test drive meme!
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semilethal: (3.1.10)

[personal profile] semilethal 2022-08-26 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Recreate? [look, something finally got through because he's no longer trying to take measurements and instead looks somewhat offended. apparently not even at that weird inflection on 'personal use,' but the perceived slight? ok] I'm not some fifth grade science fair enthusiast, good sir.

However, you have made it clear that even elements of your design are not to be utilized so I will, [SIGGGHHHH] refrain. [how magnanimous. donnie do u realize he was trying to punch you, possibly to death, a moment ago]
Edited 2022-08-26 18:46 (UTC)
mechspeed: (yeah i notice i notice)

[personal profile] mechspeed 2022-08-26 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I find your resignation acceptable.

[Isn't that nice? They've cleared up any misunderstandings and now can they work towards the shining future of their friendship.

Actually, he brandishes his claws.
]

Now. You were working alongside the looters. Prepare to be destroyed.

[Nvm here comes problem 2]
semilethal: (4.1.4)

[personal profile] semilethal 2022-08-27 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Looters? Wait, destr- GAH!! [narrowly avoids getting his face sliced open by those extremely cool but copyright claws by dodging, tripping, and rolling into a nearby guardrail]

Whoa, hang on! I'm not helping looters, I'm removing the crime family element along with the local youth for a nominal fee!
mechspeed: (new and universal look-a-likes)

[personal profile] mechspeed 2022-08-27 10:23 am (UTC)(link)
Correct.

[No arguments here!

And look, don't get the wrong idea: Metal doesn't care one way or the other, but if he has to choose between two factions he's going to try and curry favour with the bigger, stronger one. That's how you get ahead in hell...maybe. It's what he's decided at least.

He briefly crouches before springing forward to pounce at Donnie in an attempt to punch him.
]
semilethal: (4.3.4)

[personal profile] semilethal 2022-08-28 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
[maybe- maybe if donnie had his tech and his mystic powers, he could fight this guy. but here, like this? not even his tech-bo or his battle shell with him, and his mystic power barely a flicker (not that he really has much of a grasp on it normally)?

now donnie just dodges by the grace of the gods of science and scrambles out of the way, holding up his hands in front of himself. his regular stick-bo-thing he's been using is...somewhere. he'd tossed it aside when he spotted a shiny tech thing, like a buffoon.]


Whoa whoa whoa, wait! Wait! I quit!
mechspeed: (i notice i notice)

[personal profile] mechspeed 2022-08-28 09:16 am (UTC)(link)
[AND HE

stops.

He'd continued his pursuit and stands inches away from Donnie, hands raised with claws open wide, but...for a brief moment he's like a statue, as those glowing red eyes stare ominously.

Metal does not lower his claws right away.
]

If I catch you having gone back on your surrender at a later time, I will not give you another chance. Do you understand?

[Metal's a really ruthless guy, so if anyone familiar with him saw this they'd probably be surprised...but as mentioned before the issue of the local gangs isn't personal for him, just business. So long as that's the case he can let it go easier than he normally would something like this.]
semilethal: (is a pain in the ass)

[personal profile] semilethal 2022-08-28 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[WHEW! machines are so much easier to negotiate with, because there's no negotiation and everything is in easy-to-understand absolutes!]

Impeccably so, my good construct. My contract is hereby renounced, I submit my immediate withdrawal. Nary so much as a hostile word shall pass my lips. [for the duration of this street brawl whatever this is. wasn't all that lucrative after all]
mechspeed: (quite a lot of names)

1/2

[personal profile] mechspeed 2022-08-29 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
mechspeed: (on this planet running so free)

[personal profile] mechspeed 2022-08-29 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[And so he leans away and takes a step back. Personal space regained, Donnie.]

Very well. [He's not trusting him to stay true to his word, he's just prepared to do this all again if he has to.] Do not refer to me as a construct. [It's dehumanizing.] My name is Sonic.
semilethal: (NOT YOUR SHOE SIZE)

[personal profile] semilethal 2022-08-30 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
[in his defense, donnie finds most constructs to be vastly superior to biological life forms of all shapes and sizes, so really it's a compliment]

No doubt, no doubt. [............should he try his luc- you know what he's gonna go for it] Did you choose that yourself? Did you find your own identity and choose your own name, like some kind of maverick? [note that this is all said gleefully, as one would posit a long-awaited question to santa claus or vin diesel.]
mechspeed: (i was born)

[personal profile] mechspeed 2022-08-30 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[.....................................

you know

kinda.

Does it count if you're striking the part of your name that distinguishes you from the organic being you were entirely modeled off of? Probably not. It's not self-actualization, it's identity theft in hell.

But he's convinced it is, so actually-
]

Yes. I broke away from my creator, who wished for me to be nothing more than his obedient puppet. I fought against my programming for the express purpose of striking out on my own.

[Not a lie.]

What does it matter to you?

[Also an extremely paranoid A.I.]
semilethal: (3.3.2)

[personal profile] semilethal 2022-08-31 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
[oooh. oooh. donnie pushes himself up to kneel instead of just cowering on the ground, though with how...compact Sonic is, that just means they're basically eye-to-eye.]

I'm a scientist! I've succeeded in creating some rudimentary AI [sorry sheldon], but none so complex as yourself. Oh man, I would love to create something that rebelled against me because it had a will of its own and not just because I get tired of waiting for the two-week defragmentation process!