jigokufever | AUGUST 2022 TEST DRIVE

1. SHUTEN TERRITORY - Muscling In

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In the aftermath of the curse crisis, the Shuten Clan forgave a bunch of protection payments in the region, and helped cover the costs for rebuilding. Unfortunately, some of the street gangs in the area are much less civically minded. They have used the Shuten's relaxed policies as an opportunity to turn their own screws on the local business owners. These unaffiliated youth gangs have been much rougher with the locals, and have been asking for even larger collection fees. This has pissed off the folks who are just trying to get their lives and businesses back on track!

Unfortunately, the opening of Sai no Kawara in the underground drew so much of the clan's focus and manpower, that the issues up top just slipped through the cracks. Until now! Toraguma is in a bad mood and is looking for people to take it out on: the youth gangs will do just fine.

Volunteers are being solicited to join the regular Shuten enforcers in driving these interlopers out of Shuten territory. The gangs are wise to the usual Shuten tactics, though, and they're prepared for a fight. They are also appealing to the influx of Lost Souls: they act as though they're the victims of the factions' power struggles! They propose that taking up arms against the Shuten Clan will win them favor with the other groups in the city. (It will look less good with the Shuten Clan, should you be assigned to them.)

Fight with the Shutens, or with the gangs. Either way, a fight is coming.

2. TAMAMO TERRITORY - Throat Goat (NSFW)

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This prompt is overtly sexual in nature. Please use the proper NSFW labelling in your top levels and threads.

While the Palace of Sai in the underground is doing well, that doesn't mean the other businesses in the Tamamo Clan's collection have been slacking. One of the least "classy" soaplands has decided they're going to hold a contest to drive up business for themselves! They are partnering with some of the other sex clubs in the area for the sleaziest of events.

The Hyottoko Cup is looking for volunteer participants! The competition is pretty straightforward: a ruler is drawn on the throat of each participant and an array of members is presented to swallow. Whichever contestant can take the guests deepest and longest will take home the "coveted" Hyottoko Cup! Ok, there's a little judge favoritism involved too, so put on a show.

The guests have likewise been pulled in as volunteers, with instructions that they don't have to make this easy on the participants. Guests are provided with special seals that they can use for the length of the competition to enhance their natural assets. For those lacking the equipment entirely, there's a seal for that too.

Have fun and play nice.

3. TAMAMO TERRITORY - Strike a Poise (GEN)

Other businesses looking to jump start this month's earnings are also getting in on the spirit of competition! Businesses less oriented towards sexual service have come together as a means to draw in the high dollar clients, and one local club has proposed something old school.

Sign up for the Poise Contest, where contestants are placed into more and more ridiculous geta while tasked with serving drinks to the guest. Spills are expected, and the guests are cheerfully kitted out with cheap club-branded ponchos to protect their clothes. (Marketing, am I right?) While spills are expected, the contestant will lose points for each of the spilled drinks. Try to keep your balance as you attend to increasingly absurd drink orders. The intensity of the traditional footwear will only make your job that much harder.

Do you have what it takes to pour a champagne fountain while wearing teetering tengu geta? Prove your balance and dexterity is the best and the take home prize is some sweet cash. For Lost Souls freshly in the city, the chance to win some extra money can't really be passed up, huh…

4. SUTOKU TERRITORY - Jigokucho's Got Talent

Ever since Moonday's beloved singer – Ringo-chan – was kidnapped at the Tanabata festival, the band has had to cancel all of their scheduled gigs. Unfortunately, they were a hugely popular act, booked solid in most of the Sutoku Alliance's various nightclubs. This has left a ton of empty spots that need to be filled quickly, before the crowds get upset and demand… refunds.

That's where you come in, Lost Souls! Desperate promoters and talent bookers are literally grabbing Lost Souls off the street and begging, pleading, with them to perform a set for the night. They just need to have something to fill the space Moonday would have otherwise occupied. At least give the crowd something to see!

Acts do not need to be of the musical variety. Any performing talent is accepted, no matter how esoteric or bizarre! If it can fill out a 15-30 minute set, the club owners will be happy and the customers will at least see something interesting; even if it's a bad kind of interesting. So get on stage and show this city what you've got!

( Help us fill our time slots, please! We're desperate! 😩)

5. DEPARTMENT OF THE ENMA - Sticky Paws II: Outta the Bag

The Enma Department is busy: they have a kidnapping to investigate, a primordial god to pin down, and the crisis of their ever-shifting public image to manage. However, crime never sleeps and is always there to add to the troubled Department's workload. Worse still, we thought this little crime spree was over six months ago! But here it is again, much to the Enma's chagrin.

Cat cafés are a popular tourist attraction all across Jigokucho. About six months ago, a gang of bakeneko infiltrated several of the cafés to rob customers occupied with kitty bliss. Wallets, jewelry, and anything else those sticky paws could snatch away were being picked in droves. The cat capers are afoot once more!

Are you a hapless victim of these furry thieves, or are you helping the Department of the Enma track down these cat burglars? Unfortunately, the bakeneko are exceptionally clever and are using a seal to disguise their secondary tails. This makes them look just about like any normal cat. Better make sure your lead is good, or you'll be chasing down an ordinary Felis Catus. Soft to pet, but not going to return your pilfered cash.

Of course, the café staff might be in on this caper too… It's never easy to tell who's getting a cut of the profits. Be careful who you trust out there.

6. ALL OVER - The 100 Billion Yen Man (PLOT RELEVANT)

The local TV news has been announcing that Kaberou Kannazaki – the legendary finance wolf and the father of kidnapping victim, Ringo-chan – will be making an announcement this week. People have flocked to television sets throughout the city; at the squares, around TVs in bars, electronic stores, each other's phones, and any other venue with a connection. The kidnapping has been a highly public ordeal and the talk of the town. Many of the locals were present at the festival and witnessed the crime. They want to hear what the word is!

The public doesn't have to wait long. Wolf-eared Kaberou sits at a press desk, surrounded by microphones, and dazzled with flashbulbs. He clears his throat and, as he begins to speak, he is direct and to the point; not unlike a wolf lunging for the throat.

"As of today, I am issuing a bounty on the man known as the Iron Bear, who has claimed responsibility for the kidnapping of my daughter, Ringo Kannazaki. The payout to the party responsible for bringing me Iron Bear, dead or alive, is 100 Billion Yen. Individuals or groups, I don't care. Just bring my daughter back to me, and the money is yours."

Well! The Department of the Enma's hopes of an orderly investigation have been dashed, but this is certainly an opportunity for anyone brave enough – or, more accurately, stupid enough – to traverse the Wasteland. Maybe one of you out there will find the legendary Iron Bear and bring him to some form of justice.

Local businesses are quick to leap at this opportunity, too. They begin to aggressively push sponsorships at would-be bounty hunters. Weapons? Armor? Survival gear? All at discount prices! Each faction has their interest in collecting the massive bounty as well. They will all be putting a lot of pressure on recruits to get ready to head out to the Wastes.

If you just got here? Well, it would definitely be in your interest to start finding gear, and finding people willing to collect that bounty with you. It could mean a big step forward toward your eventual contract, after all.

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[Tifa's hands fall to her hips.

It really is strange. She'd spent so long "getting a lay of the land" when she moved to Midgar that it feels daunting having to do it all over again. She knew it like the back of her hand, and feeling so lost in this new world brings about an uneasy turn of her stomach, her own worries masked by a crooked but genuine smile at Larcei.]

Can't help much with the swords, but I can hold my own no problem. Between us and the others... we'll get it. I'm more worried about the girl, though...

[...Maybe. Larcei has seen a man who could hardly be scratched by the strongest swords. She's sure that if they had all piled onto him and refused to relent until he fell, they could have brought him down. But there would only have been a handful left, and so everyone had agreed: stay away.]

I am too. [Unconsciously, her fists clench at her sides.] Nobody has the right to just take someone.

But it sounds like it's going to take a lot to beat him. I don't want this to be for nothing.

[Tifa presses a hand to her chest, and her crooked smile turns reassuring.]

It won't be.

[Tifa won't let it. If she has anything to say about it, then they'll find something. Whether it's intel or the girl or the man himself, she's making that promise not just to Larcei but herself that she won't let it all be a waste.]

If we can find ourselves a map somewhere, that'll be a good place to start.

[That's a lot of confidence... or a lot of trying to be reassuring in the face of impossible odds.

But there's an intention there behind the words, not just platitude.]

A map is probably the place to start. [So saying, Larcei begins scanning the stalls for anything like cartography or papercraft.] I've been through a desert before. Knowing exactly where you are is just as important as knowing where the enemy is.

Mm.

[She makes a sound in agreement as she looks around them, squinting as she eyes each one of the stalls alongside her, but finding nothing that grabs her attention, she begins to walk, beckoning Larcei to follow.]

We could try asking around, too. Some of the locals might know more than we do. Definitely more than I do.

[And a lot of them seem fairly amicable to talking... unlike the Shuten territory she'd been in earlier.]

[Asking around the locals... yes. Larcei would never admit out loud that they intimidate her in their strangeness. Their eyes, their expressions, the animalistic features that some have--if not necessarily out of nightmares, they are still out of the kinds of dreams that leave her unsettled and unsure of reality when she wakes from them.]

...Yes. [She squares her shoulders. A descendent of Od, veteran of battles across four nations, afraid of talking to some weird-looking people?] There's no reason not to.

[so saying, she STRIDES BOLDLY towards the first person she sees.]

You there! Can you--[She's cut off abruptly when the person spins around and makes a noise like an angry heron. And when he turns around, that is in fact, what he resembles--an immensely beaky nose sticking out eight inches from his face and round, impossibly yellow eyes. Larcei quickly steps back.]--a map?!

[Tifa catches Larcei by the shoulders when she almost steps right back into her, and she tries not to look too surprised or take a step back herself when he squawks and turns around. She manages, somewhat, but under his scrutinizing stare as he narrows his eyes at them, it's becoming harder not to accidentally break a sweat.

Some of them are truly scary.

After some beats of silence and him staring, Tifa waves her hand.]

... Please?

[He makes the noise again.]

Is that a yes...?

[Tifa's grip is reassuringly solid. It helps Larcei not to look away from the heron-man's eyes as he turns them alternately on Tifa and herself.]

I do not hand out knowledge on demand. Request is better. But not enough. What do you not wish? What is the thing you would least like to do?

[Its eyes light up as it asks.]

What kind of a question is that?!

[Even Tifa is having troubles parsing what he's asking.

What do they not wish? What is would they least like to do...?]

Uhh...

[She's not helping much blubbering behind Larcei, is she? Biting down on the inside of her lip, Tifa tries to come up with an answer. Or is this a trick question? If she screws this up, are they going to be left empty handed, or chased away by this man?]

We would like to not... not have a map?

[?!?!?!??]

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