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AUGUST 2022 TEST DRIVE





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1. SHUTEN TERRITORY - Muscling In

art by tohdraws


In the aftermath of the curse crisis, the Shuten Clan forgave a bunch of protection payments in the region, and helped cover the costs for rebuilding. Unfortunately, some of the street gangs in the area are much less civically minded. They have used the Shuten's relaxed policies as an opportunity to turn their own screws on the local business owners. These unaffiliated youth gangs have been much rougher with the locals, and have been asking for even larger collection fees. This has pissed off the folks who are just trying to get their lives and businesses back on track!

Unfortunately, the opening of Sai no Kawara in the underground drew so much of the clan's focus and manpower, that the issues up top just slipped through the cracks. Until now! Toraguma is in a bad mood and is looking for people to take it out on: the youth gangs will do just fine.

Volunteers are being solicited to join the regular Shuten enforcers in driving these interlopers out of Shuten territory. The gangs are wise to the usual Shuten tactics, though, and they're prepared for a fight. They are also appealing to the influx of Lost Souls: they act as though they're the victims of the factions' power struggles! They propose that taking up arms against the Shuten Clan will win them favor with the other groups in the city. (It will look less good with the Shuten Clan, should you be assigned to them.)

Fight with the Shutens, or with the gangs. Either way, a fight is coming.


2. TAMAMO TERRITORY - Throat Goat (NSFW)

at by akai riot


This prompt is overtly sexual in nature. Please use the proper NSFW labelling in your top levels and threads.
While the Palace of Sai in the underground is doing well, that doesn't mean the other businesses in the Tamamo Clan's collection have been slacking. One of the least "classy" soaplands has decided they're going to hold a contest to drive up business for themselves! They are partnering with some of the other sex clubs in the area for the sleaziest of events.

The Hyottoko Cup is looking for volunteer participants! The competition is pretty straightforward: a ruler is drawn on the throat of each participant and an array of members is presented to swallow. Whichever contestant can take the guests deepest and longest will take home the "coveted" Hyottoko Cup! Ok, there's a little judge favoritism involved too, so put on a show.

The guests have likewise been pulled in as volunteers, with instructions that they don't have to make this easy on the participants. Guests are provided with special seals that they can use for the length of the competition to enhance their natural assets. For those lacking the equipment entirely, there's a seal for that too.

Have fun and play nice.



3. TAMAMO TERRITORY - Strike a Poise (GEN)


Other businesses looking to jump start this month's earnings are also getting in on the spirit of competition! Businesses less oriented towards sexual service have come together as a means to draw in the high dollar clients, and one local club has proposed something old school.

Sign up for the Poise Contest, where contestants are placed into more and more ridiculous geta while tasked with serving drinks to the guest. Spills are expected, and the guests are cheerfully kitted out with cheap club-branded ponchos to protect their clothes. (Marketing, am I right?) While spills are expected, the contestant will lose points for each of the spilled drinks. Try to keep your balance as you attend to increasingly absurd drink orders. The intensity of the traditional footwear will only make your job that much harder.

Do you have what it takes to pour a champagne fountain while wearing teetering tengu geta? Prove your balance and dexterity is the best and the take home prize is some sweet cash. For Lost Souls freshly in the city, the chance to win some extra money can't really be passed up, huh…


4. SUTOKU TERRITORY - Jigokucho's Got Talent


Ever since Moonday's beloved singer – Ringo-chan – was kidnapped at the Tanabata festival, the band has had to cancel all of their scheduled gigs. Unfortunately, they were a hugely popular act, booked solid in most of the Sutoku Alliance's various nightclubs. This has left a ton of empty spots that need to be filled quickly, before the crowds get upset and demand… refunds.

That's where you come in, Lost Souls! Desperate promoters and talent bookers are literally grabbing Lost Souls off the street and begging, pleading, with them to perform a set for the night. They just need to have something to fill the space Moonday would have otherwise occupied. At least give the crowd something to see!

Acts do not need to be of the musical variety. Any performing talent is accepted, no matter how esoteric or bizarre! If it can fill out a 15-30 minute set, the club owners will be happy and the customers will at least see something interesting; even if it's a bad kind of interesting. So get on stage and show this city what you've got!

( Help us fill our time slots, please! We're desperate! 😩)


5. DEPARTMENT OF THE ENMA - Sticky Paws II: Outta the Bag


The Enma Department is busy: they have a kidnapping to investigate, a primordial god to pin down, and the crisis of their ever-shifting public image to manage. However, crime never sleeps and is always there to add to the troubled Department's workload. Worse still, we thought this little crime spree was over six months ago! But here it is again, much to the Enma's chagrin.

Cat cafés are a popular tourist attraction all across Jigokucho. About six months ago, a gang of bakeneko infiltrated several of the cafés to rob customers occupied with kitty bliss. Wallets, jewelry, and anything else those sticky paws could snatch away were being picked in droves. The cat capers are afoot once more!

Are you a hapless victim of these furry thieves, or are you helping the Department of the Enma track down these cat burglars? Unfortunately, the bakeneko are exceptionally clever and are using a seal to disguise their secondary tails. This makes them look just about like any normal cat. Better make sure your lead is good, or you'll be chasing down an ordinary Felis Catus. Soft to pet, but not going to return your pilfered cash.

Of course, the café staff might be in on this caper too… It's never easy to tell who's getting a cut of the profits. Be careful who you trust out there.

6. ALL OVER - The 100 Billion Yen Man (PLOT RELEVANT)


The local TV news has been announcing that Kaberou Kannazaki – the legendary finance wolf and the father of kidnapping victim, Ringo-chan – will be making an announcement this week. People have flocked to television sets throughout the city; at the squares, around TVs in bars, electronic stores, each other's phones, and any other venue with a connection. The kidnapping has been a highly public ordeal and the talk of the town. Many of the locals were present at the festival and witnessed the crime. They want to hear what the word is!

The public doesn't have to wait long. Wolf-eared Kaberou sits at a press desk, surrounded by microphones, and dazzled with flashbulbs. He clears his throat and, as he begins to speak, he is direct and to the point; not unlike a wolf lunging for the throat.

"As of today, I am issuing a bounty on the man known as the Iron Bear, who has claimed responsibility for the kidnapping of my daughter, Ringo Kannazaki. The payout to the party responsible for bringing me Iron Bear, dead or alive, is 100 Billion Yen. Individuals or groups, I don't care. Just bring my daughter back to me, and the money is yours."


Well! The Department of the Enma's hopes of an orderly investigation have been dashed, but this is certainly an opportunity for anyone brave enough – or, more accurately, stupid enough – to traverse the Wasteland. Maybe one of you out there will find the legendary Iron Bear and bring him to some form of justice.

Local businesses are quick to leap at this opportunity, too. They begin to aggressively push sponsorships at would-be bounty hunters. Weapons? Armor? Survival gear? All at discount prices! Each faction has their interest in collecting the massive bounty as well. They will all be putting a lot of pressure on recruits to get ready to head out to the Wastes.

If you just got here? Well, it would definitely be in your interest to start finding gear, and finding people willing to collect that bounty with you. It could mean a big step forward toward your eventual contract, after all.


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lemoncandy: (73)

[personal profile] lemoncandy 2022-08-28 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
Vampires share a lot in common with demons, don't they? But if you don't have any gross demon wings, then it's fine by me.

( Vampires: accepted. )

It matters to me because I'm an angel. I don't want to end up ambushed by a demon.

( But, since wings are out of the question, he looks back to the shotgun. )

I wonder if they let you try these things. Maybe you can at least ask to hold it first?
shittylittle: (dipping it in pasta sauce)

[personal profile] shittylittle 2022-08-28 10:56 am (UTC)(link)
...Huh. Personally, I'd be more worried about you doing the ambushing. You're more out of place than most of us, after all.

[Shrug. None of his business; he's not actually that pious, no matter how many offerings he sends to the temples back home, and that which holds organic lifeforms morally bound doesn't qualify for a magic construct like himself.

Shotguns, however, are always handy. And even if he doesn't look it, should Aster actually learn how to hold and fire one properly, he'd actually be able to wield it just fine. ...Still, man. It'd be way easier to just be able to go feral on his enemies instead of having to rely on this sort of shit, huh?
] Mm...Well, we're the ones who are going to be providing a little PR, so I don't see why they wouldn't!

Hey, hey~ Did you have anything you wanted to play with, while we're at it? I'll call someone over to see if we can, 'kay? [He's already motioning for a beleaguered staff member to come attend to them, sorry bro.] Maybe they have harpoons! I know about those, huhu~
lemoncandy: (146)

[personal profile] lemoncandy 2022-08-29 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
Aren't harpoons kind of... clunky?

( They sound like a pain to carry around! At least guns look efficient. Shealtiel glances back at the wall, considering it. )

The small ones might be convenient... but I like the look of that one, for some reason. ( He points out a sniper rifle-type weapon. Yes. ) I'll leave the asking to you.

( He's too socially awkward, and he has gathered already that this little vampire may be the exact opposite. )
shittylittle: (and yet i have to sit here keywording)

[personal profile] shittylittle 2022-08-29 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! Oh, that looks way more fun than a harpoon. I guess we're not exactly going to go bounty-hunting underwater, either...Not that I know of. But this looks so fancy! And sleek!

That one! And that one, too! Thank you ♡ [Very helpful directions for the poor employee, but hey. It'll be worth it in the end. Just think of the increased business should they get that sweet PR...it's fine........

Aster hefts the shotgun in his hands once he gets handed it, and looks at Shealtiel with a huge grin. It's probably not gun etiquette to go gently clinking the barrels of one's weapon against another's like they're at a party, but he's still going to fucking do it.
] Weeeeell? How's it feel, Mister Angel~?
lemoncandy: (86)

[personal profile] lemoncandy 2022-08-29 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
( This is one of the few times Shealtiel has actually laughed here, because apparently gun safety is truly a joke. But no one's getting hurt right now, and it's really funny to see a cute guy waving around a big gun.

He strikes a pose with his own, and it's worth noting that the employees are definitely hiding behind their counter with bullet proof glass shields. They're not loaded, but gun safety! )


It's not bad. If this was an angelic weapon, I bet I could deal with plenty of demons...

( Is he daydreaming about using a sniper rifle? Yes. )

Yours kind of suits you.
shittylittle: (i am under pressure from wage inflation)

[personal profile] shittylittle 2022-08-29 09:10 am (UTC)(link)
Yes yes, you fight demons even though you're in hell, I get it. Just imagine all of the money you'll get if you shoot the meanies who took that poor girl away, though! Priorities~

[It's fine! Aster's sure they wouldn't hand over loaded weapons in a packed store, so what's there to stress over? Safety's for when there's an actual risk! So he's content to play around, figure out what feels natural when holding something so big, that sort of thing. Aims it away from Shealtiel, all the same, but that's just manners!]

I'm used to being powerful...So I am compensating, just not for my dick. This makes me feel a little better to have, though ☆ What about yours? Feel good in your hands, all that sort of thing? I'm guessing so, since you were so pumped about popping demons and all that, huhu~
lemoncandy: (114)

[personal profile] lemoncandy 2022-08-31 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Are all vampires this crude?

( A genuine question, even if it is covered heavily with the flatness of half of a comedy duo. He places one hand on his hip, the other leaning his new weapon back against his own shoulder. )

Anyway... It feels fine, sure. But nothing's going to beat my spear. ( It's just not the same! Even if he would like to try it out some time. )

Maybe I'll save up some money to have this as a backup weapon, though. Are you going to get that one today?
shittylittle: (everyone else can pay me tho)

[personal profile] shittylittle 2022-08-31 09:28 am (UTC)(link)
You'd have to ask them ♡ There are others here! Can you believe that? Other vampires...

[He's not used to that! And the two he's talked with are far more civil and sociable than he is, too...

Anyway, fuckin guns. Shealtiel's really cutting a fine figure standing like that, so Aster tucks his shotgun under his chin in order to frame him between his fingers. Cue dreamy sigh.
] Aaaah, you look so cool like this~ You should get that...

But they mightn't be offering sponsorships forever, you know? What a discount! Of course I'm stocking up today~ If I'm not as strong as I am normally, I'm totally going to make the most of the chance to get that strong again ☆ Even if we don't end up getting that girl's bounty, it's just wise to have something on standby.