jigokufever | AUGUST 2022 TEST DRIVE

1. SHUTEN TERRITORY - Muscling In

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In the aftermath of the curse crisis, the Shuten Clan forgave a bunch of protection payments in the region, and helped cover the costs for rebuilding. Unfortunately, some of the street gangs in the area are much less civically minded. They have used the Shuten's relaxed policies as an opportunity to turn their own screws on the local business owners. These unaffiliated youth gangs have been much rougher with the locals, and have been asking for even larger collection fees. This has pissed off the folks who are just trying to get their lives and businesses back on track!

Unfortunately, the opening of Sai no Kawara in the underground drew so much of the clan's focus and manpower, that the issues up top just slipped through the cracks. Until now! Toraguma is in a bad mood and is looking for people to take it out on: the youth gangs will do just fine.

Volunteers are being solicited to join the regular Shuten enforcers in driving these interlopers out of Shuten territory. The gangs are wise to the usual Shuten tactics, though, and they're prepared for a fight. They are also appealing to the influx of Lost Souls: they act as though they're the victims of the factions' power struggles! They propose that taking up arms against the Shuten Clan will win them favor with the other groups in the city. (It will look less good with the Shuten Clan, should you be assigned to them.)

Fight with the Shutens, or with the gangs. Either way, a fight is coming.

2. TAMAMO TERRITORY - Throat Goat (NSFW)

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This prompt is overtly sexual in nature. Please use the proper NSFW labelling in your top levels and threads.

While the Palace of Sai in the underground is doing well, that doesn't mean the other businesses in the Tamamo Clan's collection have been slacking. One of the least "classy" soaplands has decided they're going to hold a contest to drive up business for themselves! They are partnering with some of the other sex clubs in the area for the sleaziest of events.

The Hyottoko Cup is looking for volunteer participants! The competition is pretty straightforward: a ruler is drawn on the throat of each participant and an array of members is presented to swallow. Whichever contestant can take the guests deepest and longest will take home the "coveted" Hyottoko Cup! Ok, there's a little judge favoritism involved too, so put on a show.

The guests have likewise been pulled in as volunteers, with instructions that they don't have to make this easy on the participants. Guests are provided with special seals that they can use for the length of the competition to enhance their natural assets. For those lacking the equipment entirely, there's a seal for that too.

Have fun and play nice.

3. TAMAMO TERRITORY - Strike a Poise (GEN)

Other businesses looking to jump start this month's earnings are also getting in on the spirit of competition! Businesses less oriented towards sexual service have come together as a means to draw in the high dollar clients, and one local club has proposed something old school.

Sign up for the Poise Contest, where contestants are placed into more and more ridiculous geta while tasked with serving drinks to the guest. Spills are expected, and the guests are cheerfully kitted out with cheap club-branded ponchos to protect their clothes. (Marketing, am I right?) While spills are expected, the contestant will lose points for each of the spilled drinks. Try to keep your balance as you attend to increasingly absurd drink orders. The intensity of the traditional footwear will only make your job that much harder.

Do you have what it takes to pour a champagne fountain while wearing teetering tengu geta? Prove your balance and dexterity is the best and the take home prize is some sweet cash. For Lost Souls freshly in the city, the chance to win some extra money can't really be passed up, huh…

4. SUTOKU TERRITORY - Jigokucho's Got Talent

Ever since Moonday's beloved singer – Ringo-chan – was kidnapped at the Tanabata festival, the band has had to cancel all of their scheduled gigs. Unfortunately, they were a hugely popular act, booked solid in most of the Sutoku Alliance's various nightclubs. This has left a ton of empty spots that need to be filled quickly, before the crowds get upset and demand… refunds.

That's where you come in, Lost Souls! Desperate promoters and talent bookers are literally grabbing Lost Souls off the street and begging, pleading, with them to perform a set for the night. They just need to have something to fill the space Moonday would have otherwise occupied. At least give the crowd something to see!

Acts do not need to be of the musical variety. Any performing talent is accepted, no matter how esoteric or bizarre! If it can fill out a 15-30 minute set, the club owners will be happy and the customers will at least see something interesting; even if it's a bad kind of interesting. So get on stage and show this city what you've got!

( Help us fill our time slots, please! We're desperate! 😩)

5. DEPARTMENT OF THE ENMA - Sticky Paws II: Outta the Bag

The Enma Department is busy: they have a kidnapping to investigate, a primordial god to pin down, and the crisis of their ever-shifting public image to manage. However, crime never sleeps and is always there to add to the troubled Department's workload. Worse still, we thought this little crime spree was over six months ago! But here it is again, much to the Enma's chagrin.

Cat cafés are a popular tourist attraction all across Jigokucho. About six months ago, a gang of bakeneko infiltrated several of the cafés to rob customers occupied with kitty bliss. Wallets, jewelry, and anything else those sticky paws could snatch away were being picked in droves. The cat capers are afoot once more!

Are you a hapless victim of these furry thieves, or are you helping the Department of the Enma track down these cat burglars? Unfortunately, the bakeneko are exceptionally clever and are using a seal to disguise their secondary tails. This makes them look just about like any normal cat. Better make sure your lead is good, or you'll be chasing down an ordinary Felis Catus. Soft to pet, but not going to return your pilfered cash.

Of course, the café staff might be in on this caper too… It's never easy to tell who's getting a cut of the profits. Be careful who you trust out there.

6. ALL OVER - The 100 Billion Yen Man (PLOT RELEVANT)

The local TV news has been announcing that Kaberou Kannazaki – the legendary finance wolf and the father of kidnapping victim, Ringo-chan – will be making an announcement this week. People have flocked to television sets throughout the city; at the squares, around TVs in bars, electronic stores, each other's phones, and any other venue with a connection. The kidnapping has been a highly public ordeal and the talk of the town. Many of the locals were present at the festival and witnessed the crime. They want to hear what the word is!

The public doesn't have to wait long. Wolf-eared Kaberou sits at a press desk, surrounded by microphones, and dazzled with flashbulbs. He clears his throat and, as he begins to speak, he is direct and to the point; not unlike a wolf lunging for the throat.

"As of today, I am issuing a bounty on the man known as the Iron Bear, who has claimed responsibility for the kidnapping of my daughter, Ringo Kannazaki. The payout to the party responsible for bringing me Iron Bear, dead or alive, is 100 Billion Yen. Individuals or groups, I don't care. Just bring my daughter back to me, and the money is yours."

Well! The Department of the Enma's hopes of an orderly investigation have been dashed, but this is certainly an opportunity for anyone brave enough – or, more accurately, stupid enough – to traverse the Wasteland. Maybe one of you out there will find the legendary Iron Bear and bring him to some form of justice.

Local businesses are quick to leap at this opportunity, too. They begin to aggressively push sponsorships at would-be bounty hunters. Weapons? Armor? Survival gear? All at discount prices! Each faction has their interest in collecting the massive bounty as well. They will all be putting a lot of pressure on recruits to get ready to head out to the Wastes.

If you just got here? Well, it would definitely be in your interest to start finding gear, and finding people willing to collect that bounty with you. It could mean a big step forward toward your eventual contract, after all.

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That...that's one of the factions, right?

[He's still learning the ropes and it's hard to remember all that information in the middle of a contest like this.]

Ah- Right. Sorry, you might be one of the newcomers? You haven't been processed yet?

[Sorry, he's not too used to this part yet. Izuku has gained a rank only recently so there's a whole new set of responsibilities for him too.]

I'm with the Sutoku Alliance so if anyone gives you trouble you can tell me. I'm Midoriya Izuku.

Yeah. I don't think I have, so I'm still figuring all of this out.

[It's been a lot. But he manages a small smile. It's weak and it's tired but it's there.]

I'm Tsunayoshi Sawada. And thank you. That means a lot.

It's no problem, Sawada-san.

[You know, aside from the weird geta-shoes walking contest he knows how overwhelming it can be to show up here.]

If you can manage at least a decent amount of points in this contest you might win something good, at least?

Maybe. But, I don't think I can manage any points.

[He's too worried about even moving more than an inch at a time.]

I'm not good at games like these.

[He nods sympathetically.]

I guess that's fair... Usually, I would say something like never give up and always give your best? But... Maybe it's okay to forfeit a contest like this?

[Izuku is pretty sure he would be close to quitting something like this too unless there was some serious drive for him to do it. Like beating someone like Katsuki- Oh but the idea of Katsuki trying this makes him snort.]

I was trying to, but no one seemed to listen to me. And intentionally losing also seemed like a bad way to go.

Kinda stuck, ahaha...

[It's a nervous laugh. He's used to being swept up in chaos, and not 100% convinced his tutor didn't set this up somehow.]

But I guess I could try.

It should be over soon, at least. I think they're getting ready to announce the next round?

[So just- hang in there! Try not to be too scared! The cringe will probably wear off...]

Oh thank god..

[Tsuna breathes, probably more relieved than he should be. But he should probably deliver these drinks regardless. And with a nod to Izuku and some uneasy steps he goes to do that.

He just needs to get to the end of the round.]

[And luckily the end of the round comes sooner than later. Izuku watches with a nervous look on his face. He actually doesn't want to see the other boy fall or anything like that. It would be painful to watch.

When it's over Izuku gives him a thumbs up from his spot.]

[Is it over? Is he free? Tsuna looks around for some level of confirmation and when it occurs to him that no one is looking, he ditches the geta and runs for his shoes.

Eventually, he reappears and gives Izuku a nervous wave before pointing to the exit.]

[Oh, good. He's okay! Izuku waves back and double-checks.]

It went okay, I think! Are- are you okay?

Y-Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just. Glad to be free, finally.

[He takes a few moments to catch his breath, letting his nerves settle.]

That was a lot. Do things ever slow down here?

Not... really.

[Izuku says with a bit of a sweatdrop sliding down his temple.]

It gets easier once you're used to how your specific clan does things, though. I promise. Tamamo is just... Well. This is what they do.

[Something tells him this boy won't be sorted into Tamamo, at least.]

[Tsuna nods, looking resigned. Somehow, he had a feeling that was the case. He's certain Reborn is laughing at him.]

How does that even happen? The clan thing, I mean?

I hope I don't end up in that one though...

[That's just asking for trouble.]

[Izuku sighs.]

From what I've seen we're assigned by our usefulness to the clans. So, um.

[He waves a hand dismissively and sweatdrops.]

If you're not skilled in being a... service worker... or have a certain sort of appeal? I don't think you'll be with the Tamamo.

[Tsuna is quiet for a moment, thinking about this, and then nods.]

Yeah, I really don't think they'd want me. It was only a matter of time until I dropped something.

Though...I don't know if that helps for anything else.

[Oh... Tsuna didn't get it. Izuku totally meant Service Worker as in... sex work....]

No, that's fine! It's fine.

[He waves his hands dismissively.]

Erm, I'm sure you have other skills that a clan will like to have...!

[This is one of those things where Tsuna will catch on later, as he replays the conversation. And his "Hie?" will be heard across the town.]

Let's hope so. I mean, I think I can do a few things...

But, I'm guessing you need a clan here?

[And somewhere Izuku will have a sweatdrop down his temple and he won't know why.]

Everyone has something they're good at so don't worry... And yes, everyone has to be assigned in a clan. Since we're lost souls... And as lost souls if we don't work for our contract we could get stuck here forever.

[There's a moment of panic in Tsuna's face. He can't be stuck here forever! He's got stuff to do!]

So I guess I gotta find a clan then. You'd think they'd cover this somehow.

AUGUST 2022 TEST DRIVE

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