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AUGUST 2022 TEST DRIVE
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1. SHUTEN TERRITORY - Muscling In
art by tohdraws
In the aftermath of the curse crisis, the Shuten Clan forgave a bunch of protection payments in the region, and helped cover the costs for rebuilding. Unfortunately, some of the street gangs in the area are much less civically minded. They have used the Shuten's relaxed policies as an opportunity to turn their own screws on the local business owners. These unaffiliated youth gangs have been much rougher with the locals, and have been asking for even larger collection fees. This has pissed off the folks who are just trying to get their lives and businesses back on track!
Unfortunately, the opening of Sai no Kawara in the underground drew so much of the clan's focus and manpower, that the issues up top just slipped through the cracks. Until now! Toraguma is in a bad mood and is looking for people to take it out on: the youth gangs will do just fine.
Volunteers are being solicited to join the regular Shuten enforcers in driving these interlopers out of Shuten territory. The gangs are wise to the usual Shuten tactics, though, and they're prepared for a fight. They are also appealing to the influx of Lost Souls: they act as though they're the victims of the factions' power struggles! They propose that taking up arms against the Shuten Clan will win them favor with the other groups in the city. (It will look less good with the Shuten Clan, should you be assigned to them.)
Fight with the Shutens, or with the gangs. Either way, a fight is coming.
2. TAMAMO TERRITORY - Throat Goat (NSFW)
at by akai riotThis prompt is overtly sexual in nature. Please use the proper NSFW labelling in your top levels and threads.
While the Palace of Sai in the underground is doing well, that doesn't mean the other businesses in the Tamamo Clan's collection have been slacking. One of the least "classy" soaplands has decided they're going to hold a contest to drive up business for themselves! They are partnering with some of the other sex clubs in the area for the sleaziest of events.
The Hyottoko Cup is looking for volunteer participants! The competition is pretty straightforward: a ruler is drawn on the throat of each participant and an array of members is presented to swallow. Whichever contestant can take the guests deepest and longest will take home the "coveted" Hyottoko Cup! Ok, there's a little judge favoritism involved too, so put on a show.
The guests have likewise been pulled in as volunteers, with instructions that they don't have to make this easy on the participants. Guests are provided with special seals that they can use for the length of the competition to enhance their natural assets. For those lacking the equipment entirely, there's a seal for that too.
Have fun and play nice.
3. TAMAMO TERRITORY - Strike a Poise (GEN)
Other businesses looking to jump start this month's earnings are also getting in on the spirit of competition! Businesses less oriented towards sexual service have come together as a means to draw in the high dollar clients, and one local club has proposed something old school.
Sign up for the Poise Contest, where contestants are placed into more and more ridiculous geta while tasked with serving drinks to the guest. Spills are expected, and the guests are cheerfully kitted out with cheap club-branded ponchos to protect their clothes. (Marketing, am I right?) While spills are expected, the contestant will lose points for each of the spilled drinks. Try to keep your balance as you attend to increasingly absurd drink orders. The intensity of the traditional footwear will only make your job that much harder.
Do you have what it takes to pour a champagne fountain while wearing teetering tengu geta? Prove your balance and dexterity is the best and the take home prize is some sweet cash. For Lost Souls freshly in the city, the chance to win some extra money can't really be passed up, huh…
4. SUTOKU TERRITORY - Jigokucho's Got Talent
Ever since Moonday's beloved singer – Ringo-chan – was kidnapped at the Tanabata festival, the band has had to cancel all of their scheduled gigs. Unfortunately, they were a hugely popular act, booked solid in most of the Sutoku Alliance's various nightclubs. This has left a ton of empty spots that need to be filled quickly, before the crowds get upset and demand… refunds.
That's where you come in, Lost Souls! Desperate promoters and talent bookers are literally grabbing Lost Souls off the street and begging, pleading, with them to perform a set for the night. They just need to have something to fill the space Moonday would have otherwise occupied. At least give the crowd something to see!
Acts do not need to be of the musical variety. Any performing talent is accepted, no matter how esoteric or bizarre! If it can fill out a 15-30 minute set, the club owners will be happy and the customers will at least see something interesting; even if it's a bad kind of interesting. So get on stage and show this city what you've got!
( Help us fill our time slots, please! We're desperate! 😩)
5. DEPARTMENT OF THE ENMA - Sticky Paws II: Outta the Bag
The Enma Department is busy: they have a kidnapping to investigate, a primordial god to pin down, and the crisis of their ever-shifting public image to manage. However, crime never sleeps and is always there to add to the troubled Department's workload. Worse still, we thought this little crime spree was over six months ago! But here it is again, much to the Enma's chagrin.
Cat cafés are a popular tourist attraction all across Jigokucho. About six months ago, a gang of bakeneko infiltrated several of the cafés to rob customers occupied with kitty bliss. Wallets, jewelry, and anything else those sticky paws could snatch away were being picked in droves. The cat capers are afoot once more!
Are you a hapless victim of these furry thieves, or are you helping the Department of the Enma track down these cat burglars? Unfortunately, the bakeneko are exceptionally clever and are using a seal to disguise their secondary tails. This makes them look just about like any normal cat. Better make sure your lead is good, or you'll be chasing down an ordinary Felis Catus. Soft to pet, but not going to return your pilfered cash.
Of course, the café staff might be in on this caper too… It's never easy to tell who's getting a cut of the profits. Be careful who you trust out there.
6. ALL OVER - The 100 Billion Yen Man (PLOT RELEVANT)
The local TV news has been announcing that Kaberou Kannazaki – the legendary finance wolf and the father of kidnapping victim, Ringo-chan – will be making an announcement this week. People have flocked to television sets throughout the city; at the squares, around TVs in bars, electronic stores, each other's phones, and any other venue with a connection. The kidnapping has been a highly public ordeal and the talk of the town. Many of the locals were present at the festival and witnessed the crime. They want to hear what the word is!
The public doesn't have to wait long. Wolf-eared Kaberou sits at a press desk, surrounded by microphones, and dazzled with flashbulbs. He clears his throat and, as he begins to speak, he is direct and to the point; not unlike a wolf lunging for the throat."As of today, I am issuing a bounty on the man known as the Iron Bear, who has claimed responsibility for the kidnapping of my daughter, Ringo Kannazaki. The payout to the party responsible for bringing me Iron Bear, dead or alive, is 100 Billion Yen. Individuals or groups, I don't care. Just bring my daughter back to me, and the money is yours."
Well! The Department of the Enma's hopes of an orderly investigation have been dashed, but this is certainly an opportunity for anyone brave enough – or, more accurately, stupid enough – to traverse the Wasteland. Maybe one of you out there will find the legendary Iron Bear and bring him to some form of justice.
Local businesses are quick to leap at this opportunity, too. They begin to aggressively push sponsorships at would-be bounty hunters. Weapons? Armor? Survival gear? All at discount prices! Each faction has their interest in collecting the massive bounty as well. They will all be putting a lot of pressure on recruits to get ready to head out to the Wastes.
If you just got here? Well, it would definitely be in your interest to start finding gear, and finding people willing to collect that bounty with you. It could mean a big step forward toward your eventual contract, after all.
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To hear Mikey praise him for it once more, to see that warmth again after being met with nothing but cold and cruel beatdowns for so long... It fills him with pride. Pride in himself, in Toman, and in Mikey too. His face is flush with it as he scratches at his cheek.]
Everyone else helped too. Even Peh-yan was amazing.
The only problem was... Kisaki.
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but then, kisaki. oh. well. fuck. he should have expected that, and he shouldn't have done what he's done. he sees that now. his smitten expression turns into his usual emotionless features.)
Explain.
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[Four simple words that will bring any conversation to an abrupt silence. Takemichi's gaze drops to the table and he takes a deep breath before rushing onward.]
He shot me in the foot, but just about everybody was ready to turn on him by then, so he ran. I chased after him, but... he got hit by a truck.
[He swallows before looking up again, braving a glimpse at Mikey's expression.]
He died.
cw explicit violence up in his head.......
fucking asshole. emma. baji. takemichi. mikey could kill him, he can feel his knuckles wet just from thinking about it. a punch, two punches, he could take kisaki out just so easily.
apparently, the truck took his opportunity away, and he doesn't know if it's a blessing or misfortune that the feeling of his skull cracking against his fist is solely imaginary.
nothing shows, of course, solely a gentle expression as he nods.)
... I see. And that was two years ago? Your foot healed properly?
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[It's comical, the way he immediately shifts gears, throwing off his shoe and hauling his leg up on the edge of the table to show off his scar. He wiggles his toes at poor Mikey though the scar itself goes straight through the meat of his foot instead.]
See?
It's kinda cool to have scars like this. You know, like badges of honor.
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I ain't got any.
(because he's untouchable, blablablabla.)
Thank you, though, Takemitchy. You did good. Sorry he fucked up for foot, though. Imagine if it healed all wrong?
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Invincible Mikey, indeed.]
I can handle at least that much now. [He insists, like it's totally normal to run several city blocks with a hole in your foot, and he's just behind the curve.] It's not like he broke anything.
[Y'know, like Mikey did.]
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A bullet hole on your foot is worse than a broken bone, silly. After that? Kisaki's dead, and then what?
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After that? Well... Nobody was gonna keep fighting after that. [The tiny smile he offers Mikey is strained at best.] Not even a guy like Izana. He announced that you won. He was pretty hurt, so he and his friends stayed to wait for an ambulance.
And Toman became the strongest gang in Japan.
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(well, aside from the fact that takemichi is lying through his teeth. not that mikey can tell exactly what about. something's off, he just knows it.
whatever that something is.)
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Lying is not a skill Michi has developed in any capacity. He knows the answers for which he's wracking his brain are never going to come. He's too simple to scheme, so the best he can do is double down on a simple solution. If he can't tell Mikey the truth, then his next best option is tell Mikey what he wants to hear.]
Yeah. [He asserts firmly, as if willing his lie into reality.] With Kisaki gone, there were no more crazy plans, so everything calmed down. The fights were easier too. Draken was able to open a bike shop, Pah-chin got out of prison and started working real estate with Peh-yan, even Chifuyu got a part time job! It's been really cool, to see everybody keep working so hard together.
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so, of course, it's a little strange to think of such calmness. yet, here they are. if his wish comes true, however, it will be a different future, and who knows what can happen then?
it does feel like some of what he wished for has happened. toman, living good, meaningful and fulfilling lives. he wonders what he's been doing, but enough of this.)
And you and Hina-chan? Got married yet?
(just playing.)
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N-N-Not yet, obviously! We're only sixteen!
[And there were. Um. Complications in the future. Mikey shaped complications.]
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(hiss, hiss, hiss, possessive, hiss, hiss, hiss.)
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[KJAHSDLFAJFLKAJSDLFKASFFFFF]
Besides! She knows you're a good guy. I'm sure she doesn't mind!
[She actually has been incredibly understanding every time he's had to cancel date plans for Toman's sake. That's what Michi's referring to, as he walks right into a hundred hilarious comebacks.]
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Oh, so if I stop sharing with her, she won't mind? Great. All I wanted to hear, Ta-ke-mit-chy!
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[And that's when his embarrassed flailing knocks over his drink. He dives down to right it immediately, just barely saving the desserts.]
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You're too easy!!
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Big pout!!
Biggest pout!!!]
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what takemitchy. what.)
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He chooses life.
Still pouting, he grabs a napkin and cleans up his mess.]
Sorry for being so easy.
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(he'll even help, see? it's fine.)
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Then I won't. I'll be the easiest guy you know, and you'll just have to put up with it. For your entire life!
[So don't go jumping off any random buildings, yeah?]
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(hahhahaha.......... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA......................... yeah................
at least he means it?)
Just be you and I'll be here. I really like you, Takemitchy.
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Takemichi flushes anyway. How can he not when he hears those words in Mikey's voice? Now that he's succeeded in saving Hina's life, his mission has been wholly centered around forcing those words to become reality, in the future as well as the past.]
Be careful. I'll hold you to that, you know.
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