[Donnie should publish, there's probably an agent somewhere around here in Hell, with the WORST contract and lowest percentage of royalties (read: none) on presales. As it is, Leonardo cocks one nonexistent eyebrow up at Don, then looks down at Mikey. Then back to Donnie.]

How about three brothers who got lost and miss their oldest brother who was looking after them after their distant father left them? We just need a meal and a place to sleep for the night.

[Listen the thing with acting and lying is the grain of truth makes it believable. There's enough truth in there...]