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(OVERFLOW) AUGUST 2022 TEST DRIVE
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1. SHUTEN TERRITORY - Muscling In
art by tohdraws
In the aftermath of the curse crisis, the Shuten Clan forgave a bunch of protection payments in the region, and helped cover the costs for rebuilding. Unfortunately, some of the street gangs in the area are much less civically minded. They have used the Shuten's relaxed policies as an opportunity to turn their own screws on the local business owners. These unaffiliated youth gangs have been much rougher with the locals, and have been asking for even larger collection fees. This has pissed off the folks who are just trying to get their lives and businesses back on track!
Unfortunately, the opening of Sai no Kawara in the underground drew so much of the clan's focus and manpower, that the issues up top just slipped through the cracks. Until now! Toraguma is in a bad mood and is looking for people to take it out on: the youth gangs will do just fine.
Volunteers are being solicited to join the regular Shuten enforcers in driving these interlopers out of Shuten territory. The gangs are wise to the usual Shuten tactics, though, and they're prepared for a fight. They are also appealing to the influx of Lost Souls: they act as though they're the victims of the factions' power struggles! They propose that taking up arms against the Shuten Clan will win them favor with the other groups in the city. (It will look less good with the Shuten Clan, should you be assigned to them.)
Fight with the Shutens, or with the gangs. Either way, a fight is coming.
2. TAMAMO TERRITORY - Throat Goat (NSFW)
at by akai riotThis prompt is overtly sexual in nature. Please use the proper NSFW labelling in your top levels and threads.
While the Palace of Sai in the underground is doing well, that doesn't mean the other businesses in the Tamamo Clan's collection have been slacking. One of the least "classy" soaplands has decided they're going to hold a contest to drive up business for themselves! They are partnering with some of the other sex clubs in the area for the sleaziest of events.
The Hyottoko Cup is looking for volunteer participants! The competition is pretty straightforward: a ruler is drawn on the throat of each participant and an array of members is presented to swallow. Whichever contestant can take the guests deepest and longest will take home the "coveted" Hyottoko Cup! Ok, there's a little judge favoritism involved too, so put on a show.
The guests have likewise been pulled in as volunteers, with instructions that they don't have to make this easy on the participants. Guests are provided with special seals that they can use for the length of the competition to enhance their natural assets. For those lacking the equipment entirely, there's a seal for that too.
Have fun and play nice.
3. TAMAMO TERRITORY - Strike a Poise (GEN)
Other businesses looking to jump start this month's earnings are also getting in on the spirit of competition! Businesses less oriented towards sexual service have come together as a means to draw in the high dollar clients, and one local club has proposed something old school.
Sign up for the Poise Contest, where contestants are placed into more and more ridiculous geta while tasked with serving drinks to the guest. Spills are expected, and the guests are cheerfully kitted out with cheap club-branded ponchos to protect their clothes. (Marketing, am I right?) While spills are expected, the contestant will lose points for each of the spilled drinks. Try to keep your balance as you attend to increasingly absurd drink orders. The intensity of the traditional footwear will only make your job that much harder.
Do you have what it takes to pour a champagne fountain while wearing teetering tengu geta? Prove your balance and dexterity is the best and the take home prize is some sweet cash. For Lost Souls freshly in the city, the chance to win some extra money can't really be passed up, huh…
4. SUTOKU TERRITORY - Jigokucho's Got Talent
Ever since Moonday's beloved singer – Ringo-chan – was kidnapped at the Tanabata festival, the band has had to cancel all of their scheduled gigs. Unfortunately, they were a hugely popular act, booked solid in most of the Sutoku Alliance's various nightclubs. This has left a ton of empty spots that need to be filled quickly, before the crowds get upset and demand… refunds.
That's where you come in, Lost Souls! Desperate promoters and talent bookers are literally grabbing Lost Souls off the street and begging, pleading, with them to perform a set for the night. They just need to have something to fill the space Moonday would have otherwise occupied. At least give the crowd something to see!
Acts do not need to be of the musical variety. Any performing talent is accepted, no matter how esoteric or bizarre! If it can fill out a 15-30 minute set, the club owners will be happy and the customers will at least see something interesting; even if it's a bad kind of interesting. So get on stage and show this city what you've got!
( Help us fill our time slots, please! We're desperate! 😩)
5. DEPARTMENT OF THE ENMA - Sticky Paws II: Outta the Bag
The Enma Department is busy: they have a kidnapping to investigate, a primordial god to pin down, and the crisis of their ever-shifting public image to manage. However, crime never sleeps and is always there to add to the troubled Department's workload. Worse still, we thought this little crime spree was over six months ago! But here it is again, much to the Enma's chagrin.
Cat cafés are a popular tourist attraction all across Jigokucho. About six months ago, a gang of bakeneko infiltrated several of the cafés to rob customers occupied with kitty bliss. Wallets, jewelry, and anything else those sticky paws could snatch away were being picked in droves. The cat capers are afoot once more!
Are you a hapless victim of these furry thieves, or are you helping the Department of the Enma track down these cat burglars? Unfortunately, the bakeneko are exceptionally clever and are using a seal to disguise their secondary tails. This makes them look just about like any normal cat. Better make sure your lead is good, or you'll be chasing down an ordinary Felis Catus. Soft to pet, but not going to return your pilfered cash.
Of course, the café staff might be in on this caper too… It's never easy to tell who's getting a cut of the profits. Be careful who you trust out there.
6. ALL OVER - The 100 Billion Yen Man (PLOT RELEVANT)
The local TV news has been announcing that Kaberou Kannazaki – the legendary finance wolf and the father of kidnapping victim, Ringo-chan – will be making an announcement this week. People have flocked to television sets throughout the city; at the squares, around TVs in bars, electronic stores, each other's phones, and any other venue with a connection. The kidnapping has been a highly public ordeal and the talk of the town. Many of the locals were present at the festival and witnessed the crime. They want to hear what the word is!
The public doesn't have to wait long. Wolf-eared Kaberou sits at a press desk, surrounded by microphones, and dazzled with flashbulbs. He clears his throat and, as he begins to speak, he is direct and to the point; not unlike a wolf lunging for the throat."As of today, I am issuing a bounty on the man known as the Iron Bear, who has claimed responsibility for the kidnapping of my daughter, Ringo Kannazaki. The payout to the party responsible for bringing me Iron Bear, dead or alive, is 100 Billion Yen. Individuals or groups, I don't care. Just bring my daughter back to me, and the money is yours."
Well! The Department of the Enma's hopes of an orderly investigation have been dashed, but this is certainly an opportunity for anyone brave enough – or, more accurately, stupid enough – to traverse the Wasteland. Maybe one of you out there will find the legendary Iron Bear and bring him to some form of justice.
Local businesses are quick to leap at this opportunity, too. They begin to aggressively push sponsorships at would-be bounty hunters. Weapons? Armor? Survival gear? All at discount prices! Each faction has their interest in collecting the massive bounty as well. They will all be putting a lot of pressure on recruits to get ready to head out to the Wastes.
If you just got here? Well, it would definitely be in your interest to start finding gear, and finding people willing to collect that bounty with you. It could mean a big step forward toward your eventual contract, after all.
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[ This is absolutely Bradley's fault. ]
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[ He sounds irritated, but despite that... he moves to wrap his arm around Nero's shoulders again. ]
Do you have a shop here or something? Like a restaurant?
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You don't get to do whatever you want. Seriously, I don't want to deal with questions about us. [Definitely not from Owen, who can smell blood in the water a mile away.]
I've got a restaurant.
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Hey, what? [ He doesn't mind being pushed away again but he will tug his arm to halt him. ] Who the hell cares who we are here? Doesn't this shitty place mean we get to start over? It's not like anyone knows us!
[ He wants to ask about the restaurant too but this is more important. ]
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Shut up. Shylock, Murr, Owen and Cain are here and I'm not explaining our history. We're strangers. [As if Nero has ever been able to keep up that facade.]
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Fine, whatever. I'll play along your stupid game again. [ he resolves to walk next to him without reaching to lean on, or sniff, or tug on him this time. ] But those idiots ain't here right now, yeah? So stop being so damn scared all the time.
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Easy for Bradley to say stop being scared. Harder for Nero to actually follow through on that advice.]
Thanks. [For playing along with this stupid game. Because he knows it'll collapse one of these days, all he's doing is drawing it out.
The other thing, he doesn't respond to. Ultimately, Nero is a coward. He's sure they both know that.
They come up on the restaurant after hours. There's no magic forcing anybody to stay quiet.]
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Hah! This sure is a place only you could come up with. [ he touches one of the partitions on a table. ] What kinda lonely restaurant is this? Can you even eat here if you're with a date?
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[The City of Rain is so painfully closed off, rules on rules on rules, until everybody just gave up talking to each other in public altogether. Nero found it lonely there, but in a place where everybody is talking to each other all the time?
It's nice to have just one spot where you can be alone in a group.
He starts making fried chicken, fully aware that's what Bradley order always is.]
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[ He plops down on one of the chairs, leaning back and looking at the ceiling. Phew. Today has been a day. He closes his eyes to enjoy the familiar sounds and smells of Nero's cooking filling the air. ]
...If everyone knew how good your food is, they'd want to come in droves. But that's not gonna happen when you cater your restaurant to only lonely hermits who have no friends to invite in the first place.
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[And it's easier to deal with to begin with anyway. The customer base is steady, and he's filling a niche.
There's a pause as he holds the chicken right above the oil.]
You can't come in here and steal my food.
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I wasn't plannin' to! I'm sittin' all the way here, see!?
[ For now. ]
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[And he knows how often his meals get pilfered, even when he's standing right next to them.]
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[ He says, but the truth is… he’s tired from being in this place without most of his magic. He already had his fill of violence, now all he wants is food and company. ]
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…Yeah. It’s all quintessential Nero, alright. ]
…Do you live alone?
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[ He lived in those Tamamo starter apartments for a while, but eventually he got sick of the cramped quarters. ]
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[ He plays idly with a menu, bending its corners as he speaks. He won’t admit it, but he’s relieved to hear that. ]
I guess you would, huh. You also lived alone for over a hundred years back home and all.
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[Did he think Nero was living with some other guy?]
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Dunno. Thought you'd "move on", or some stupid shit like that.
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[Here's the fried chicken, now shut up for a while.]
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Okay fried chicken Definitely perks him right up, sitting upright again like a child on christmas morning, immediately reaching for the plate in front of him to scarf it down like it's the last thing he'll ever eat in his entire life. ]
Shit! This is as good as always! [ He looks absolutely elated as he stuffs a big chicken leg in his mouth to rip it apart. ] Hell? What hell? This is heaven, ain't it!?
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Nope, sorry to inform ya, we're still in hell. [Nero's not immune to praise, considering the obvious pride he's trying to keep hidden.]
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You should join me.